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Ando 1st Goal!! Bravo!! Bravo!!  

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1-3 at White Hart Lane
Jermain Defoe put Spurs ahead inside a minute
Ryan Giggs' strike in the 58th minute continued his incredible goalscoring record. He remains the only player to have scored in every Premier League season.

Ando finally break his goalscoring duck after 78 competitive matches



Rooney's goal came 12 minutes from full-time.
Ok Bye!!

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Pendedahan Eksklusif...  

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0149443141..
bulan posa pun jadik keja..
pedaje member2...
nyaris2 aku terkena skali...
kaliham tui la mamat unta baghal sekoq ni...
tapi yang aku syoknya!!!
nak tuju orang len kena orang len...
kesian kat anak mahboob.. sampai esok tu mai umah aku
baru dia tau siapa sebenarnya manusia durjana tu....
yang selamatnya mamu... tu pun jangan..
dah caya dah dia mula2... kesian...
ikutilah luahan rasa mamu dan apit..

pancing punya pancing...
ayat punya ayat... last tertewas gak beruk makye sekoq tu...
tu pun x mo ngaku gak... dia tuduh mat arip lisukun nya keja...
musib....
nak tau sapa sapa punya tahana semua ni..
ni dia!!!!
kaliham ni pun ada blog... so... klik kat gambaq dia kat bawah ni..
boleh angpa kenai dia dengan lebih lanjut...
Hati-hati.. dia ni bahaya!!!!

Ni la keja kokooit sorang ni...
pedaje member.. pedaje member...
PEDAJE MEMBER!!!!!
ang ingat!!! kami semua tengah planning baiknya skang..
prank besar besaran pasni...
hahahahaahah!!!!!!

Kurang pahala posa aku ari ni....sieeee

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Mind Your Language..oldies sitcom  

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Aritu masa duk kodek2 youtube jumpa fav. tv sitcom aku dulu.. lama dah aku x layan crita nih.. jumpa ja channel ni truih aku subscribe. Tajuk oldies sitcom nih Mind Your Language.. crita pasai foreigner kat UK study English.. Cikgu english tu nama dia Mr Brown.. Banyak student ar.. ada india, pakistan, spain, jepun,italy... paling aku suka skali watak mamat mafia italy bangang Max ngan Giovanni.. satu lagik aku suka Ali Nadim.. macam bahasa kluar bila depa cakap english... pening Mr Brown..

Bangun ja pagi td teruih aku duk mencangak layan episod 1 sampai 4.. sat aku nak sambung balik.. anyway.. thanks to hus0503NEW coz upload this oldies sitcom .


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RM129,800,000 ada duit ka? x dak kalu jgn duk brangan  

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Saja p layan tengok caldina ZT ngan mamu n ali... survey harga la konon.. sebenarnya saja jalan2 kat Auto City Juru. Nak p makan KFC.. tetiba ada auto show.. saja duk sebut2 caldina.. tgk2 ada.. aku memang admire gila kat lampu belakang caldina.. ganas siot... macam mata setan!!! hahaha...hmm bleh tahan gak harga.. kira separa mewah.. bila bleh beli nih... saja belek2 berangan 2/3 minit.. snap gambaq.. pastu mamu kamjat buat iklan caldina macam siee nih.. layan ar.. New Caldina ZT Commercial------------->

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Shaykh Hamza Yusuf..One of my favourite speaker..  

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Shaykh Hamza yusuf is a founder Zaytuna Institute which has established an international reputation for presenting a classical picture of Islam in the West and which is dedicated to the revival of traditional study methods and the sciences of Islam. I really like to watch his speech about islam..The way his speech remind me to Denzel Washington in Malcolm X Movie.. one of my fav. movie..


He was born in Washington State and raised in Northern California. In 1977, he became Muslim and subsequently traveled to the Muslim world and studied for ten years in the U. A. E., Saudi Arabia, as well as North and West Africa. He received teaching licenses in various Islamic subjects from several well-known scholars in various countries. After ten years of studies abroad, he returned to the USA and took degrees in Religious Studies and Health Care. He has traveled all over the world giving talks on Islam. Shaykh Hamza is the first American lecturer to teach in Morocco's prestigious and oldest University, the Karaouine in Fes. In addition, he has translated into modern English several classical Arabic traditional texts and poems. Shaykh Hamza currently resides in Northern California with his wife and five children.

Think bro!! how big challenge that he need to go through in his da'wah in US.. not like us in Malaysia.. we're in a muslim's country.. and think guys.. how big his 'pahala'.. Think about him remind me to one of Nada Murni song that i always heard in my childhood time. I not so remebered it lyrics..

Berjuang memang pahit,
Kelana Syurga itu manis,
bukan sedikit mahar yang perlu dibayar,
bukan sedikit pedih yang ditagih,

Berjuang ertinya terkorban,
rela terhina kerna kebenaran..
..................

Sorry i'm not remembered the whole lyric but it almost like that.. below is two of Hamza yusuf speech videos from YouTube:







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Phone Booth.. masuk kali ke berapa ntah aku layan cita nih!!  

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Movie nih antara feveret aku ar.. masuk yg aku layan malam nih.. kira dah kali ke berapa ntah aku tengok.. cita nih bagi aku best sangat sebab simple.. pengarah dia memang pandai.. produser dia lagi pandai ar.. x payah nak kuar kan budjet banyak2.. cita dia kat pondok tepon tu jerk.. x yah susah2 nak p buat scene kat switzeland ka.. apa ka.. x yah duk susah2 buang duit semata2 nak nyanyi satu lagu.. macam cita hindustan pastu nak kena p buang duit buat kat swiss la apa la.. yang penting nya moral.. apa yang penonton dapat.. aku pun x paham pasai apa filem malaysia x macam nih.. sket2 kita kalau nak buat filem cam hollywood nak kena budjet banyak.. p ra mabuk.. tengok filem nih.. x yah budjet banyak pun... see.. see... kat pondok tepon tu pun leh jadi crita... walaupun banyak cakap filem nih.. tapi x kan mengantuk punya la.. every line yang dia sebut.. mesti kita x mo lepas punya.. fokus jerk...

Cerita bermula bila Stu (Collin Farrel) terperangkap kat dalam satu pondok tepon kat bandar New York lepas dia call skandal dia Pam.. Tiap2 hari dia tepon Pam kat pondok tepon tu.. lepas dia letak ja tepon tu.. tepon tu berdering RING!!! RING!!! hehehhe...

The unseen sniper tepon dia.. mamat sniper ni dah lama usha dia.. so.. mamat ni macam dalam crita SEVEN gak ar.. dia x mo orang buat dosa la konon.. nak bagi pengajaran kat Stu ni..
Stu x leh letak tepon.. kalau dia letak gak.. dia kena tembak... so dipendekkan crita dia punya push mamat Stu ni sampai dia confess kat bini dia depan orang ramai pasai scandal dia ngan pam.. best ... memang best..

Memandangkan crita banyak cakap.. so banyak quote dari filem ni yang duk bermain dalam otak aku...

Yang ni antara quote mamat kamjat sniper tu cakap yang aku suka!!
Mamat Sniper : If you have to ask, you're not ready to know yet.
Mamat Sniper : Come on, Stu! Don't you get the game yet?
Mamat Sniper : Wait till it goes national. ABC, CBS, CNN, UPN, you're gonna have the whole alphabet.
Mamat Sniper : Stu, if you hang up, I will kill you.

Yang ni antara quote Stu cakap yang aku suka!!
Stu: I never did anything for someone who couldn't do something for me.
Stu: The first step to being noticed is being mentioned.
Stu: My two-thousand dollar watch is a fake, and so am I.

Yang ni antara conversation Stu ngan Mamat Sniper yang aku suka!
 Mamat Sniper: You're in this position because you're not telling the truth.
 Stu: No, I'm in this fucking position because YOU HAVE A GUN!
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Mamat Sniper: You'd shoot me if you had the chance, wouldn't you?
 Stu: With a big fucking smile on my face.
 Mamat Sniper: There's the spirit.
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Mamat Sniper: If this is true Stuart, then I have to take somebody with me don't I? And since Kelly is the most important thing in your life, I'll take her.
 Stu: No, take me! Take me! I'm the one you want!
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Mamat Sniper: If only you had dealt with the man decently, this might not have been necessary.
 Stu: I offered him money. I offered him my watch.
 Mamat Sniper: But not your respect, which is what he really wanted. You were dismissive just as you were to the nice pizza guy. You are guilty of inhumanity to your fellow man.
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Stu: You shoot a gun here there'll be pandemonium, cops will be swarming all over the block
 Mamat Sniper: Think so? Let's see. One... Two. That won't help you. Three!
[shoot toy robot tepi pondok fon - x sapa pun perasan]
 Mamat Sniper: Oh Stu, look at everybody... Look at all the people yelling, Stu, here come the cops, sniper on the roof. Gunfire. Hit the deck. (Gila lawak ar.. dia perbodohkan stu)
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Mamat Sniper: What if I told you I was just above the theatre four floors up? See the pink curtains? There you go Stuart yes... Yoohoo... Yoohoo.
 Stu: Why did you do that?
 Mamat Sniper: Because it's fun!
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Stu: You can see me right now?
 Mamat Sniper: Uh-huh.
 Stu: What am I doing?
[Garu telinga dia]
 Mamat Sniper: You're scratching your ear. Now you're brushing your hair back.
[Stu tunjuk jari fuck]
 Mamat Sniper: That isn't very nice, Stu.
 Stu: Did you call me Stu? Who's Stu? I don't know any Stu.
 Mamat Sniper: Why, do you prefer Stuart?
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Yang ni antara conversation Stu ngan Mamat Pizza
Mamat Pizza: 'Scuse me. (Sambil ketuk pondok fon)
 Stu: I'm try na make a call here.
Mamat Pizza: This is for you. Half pepperoni, Half mushroom, Extra crisp.
 Stu: You ever heard of delivering a Pizza to a fucking Phone Booth? I don't think so.
 Mamat Pizza: Gentleman occupying Phone Booth, 53rd between Broadway and 8th.(Sambil Baca alamat atas kotak pizza)
 Stu: It's a mistake.
 Mamat Pizza: What am I supposed to do with the pie? It's all paid for?
Stu: Homeless guy just ran the block, give him the Pizza and say 'You can turn away from it but you can't make it go away', how's that?
 Mamat Pizza: But, they always... (Sambil Nak buka pintu pondok fon)
 Stu: GET OFF THE FUCKING PIZZA ALRIGHT?
 Mamat Pizza: That language is uncalled for.
 Stu: Holy shit. I'm sorry. Please return to sender. FUCK OFF! Here you go, $5, eat the pizza yourself, you look like you could use a good meal.

Ni Yang masa dia bagitau Pam yang Stu ni penipu
Mamat Sniper : Well, there is someone I'd like you to call.
 Stu: Name it.
 Mamat Sniper : Try the number you dialed when you first got into the booth.
 Stu: I don't know what you're talking about pal.
 Mamat Sniper : No? Lucky you then, because I wrote it down. I can see every number you pressed. Let's see if Pam is still at work.
 Stu: No!
 Mamat Sniper : Then I guess I'll have to do it.
 Stu: Look don't!
 Mamat Sniper : Too late. It's already ringing. I'll put her on speaker so you can hear.
 Stu: Yer fucking kiddin'!
 Mamat Sniper : Stu, I never kid.
Pam: Hello
Mamat Sniper :Well, hello, Pam
Pam:Hi, who's this?
Mamat Sniper :It's a good friend of Stu's. And he hasn't got many
Pam:You know Stu?
Mamat Sniper :I know he lies.
Pam:Who is this?
Mamat Sniper :Don't worry about that.
Mamat Sniper :Stu's listening in. He can hear what we're saying about him. Pam, I'm afraid Stu hasn't been totally honest with you.
Pam:What do you mean?
Mamat Sniper :Stu has been lying to you.Pam,Think about it. Why would a guy with a cell phone.. call a women everyday from a phone booth.
 Pam: He said it was quiet.
 Mamat Sniper : Pam, that's just stupid.

Kelly=Home & Pam= Motel
Mamat Sniper: Stu, you didn't tell your wife the truth, you're cheating.
 Stu: I'm not cheating on Kelly I never have!
 Mamat Sniper: Oh then what do you call it?
 Stu: Look, you're a guy sometimes you wanna know it's a possiblity alright? You know it's like having a beautiful home, but you still dream of that quick vacation down there, you know some nice hotel a great view I don't know maybe a pool. But it's a just a fantasy because you'll never really leave home! Do you hear what I'm saying?
 Mamat Sniper: Hahaha!!! Kelly is a home and Pam is a motel. I'm sure they'll both appreciate that.
 Stu: Oh fuck you!
 Mamat Sniper: Hey, that kind of language is uncalled for.
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Mamat Sniper: Looks like someone watches the news
 Stu: Who?
 Mamat Sniper: Hahah!! The motel.

Ni Masa Stu x layan mamat sniper tu cakap
Mamat Sniper: Stu, don't do this. Please, come on. My sainted mother used to do this. She used to dish this out... Stu, please don't this. Stu, you're bringing back my unhappy childhood. Stu, talk to me, please! Talk to me! I can't take it Stu... Ahh!
[HAHAHA!! Gelak]
 Mamat Sniper: I'm kidding. I had a very happy childhood.(gila psycho ar mamat nih)

Ni Masa dia suh Stu confess depan bini dia (Kelly)
Mamat Sniper: And I wanted to fuck her.
 Stu: And I wanted to sleep with her.
 Mamat Sniper: No, and I wanted to fuck her. Say it. SAY IT!
 Stu: And I wanted to fuck her. I'm sorry.
 Kelly: Whatever you did, I don't care.
 Kelly: Please just... come out of the booth, OK?
 Stu: That's all I did. That's all I did, I'm sorry.
 Stu: Alright, I've done what you asked. That's it. I've had enough of this game.
 Mamat Sniper: I haven't.
 Stu: You said you'd let us go.
 Mamat Sniper: I changed my mind.
 Stu: You miserable fuck! You can't do this... you can't do this to me. I took all your shit... I did everything you fucking asked.
[HAHAH!! mamat sniper gelak]
 Stu: Alright, you lied to me. I've had enough of this game. I've fucking had enough. You go fuck yourself. Later.


Sebenarnya memang banyak lagi... tapi x kan aku nak tulih semua.. tengok sendiri ar.. Quote ni semua aku amik kat file subtitle filem nih.. ada yang setengah sampai aku dah leh hafal sebab dah banyak kali layan movie nih.. saja nak share.. kalau nak tengok movie nih dowload la kat torrent x pun p cari kat kedai DVD beli sendiri.. dah aku dah ngantuk.. cau dulu..

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Zafri Acrobatic Freestyle!!!.. Rindu nak kaco dia...  

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Lama aku x kaco anak menakan aku sorang nih.. dah banyak hari dia p umah adik kak ipaq aku.. macam2 perangai dia.. tiap2 hari mai satu perangai.. aku selalu kaco dia.. bagi dia nangis.. hahha.. best ar.. tapi skang rindu ar.. bila dia nak balik.. nak gomoi dia.. baru setahun lebih.. gigi dah cebeh.. ganas tul bdak nih... hmmm.. banyak video dia aku record.. tapi ari nih aku nak upload aksi akrobatik dia.. hahah... zafri zafri... cerdik sungguh.. balik nanti pak su kaco lagik... hehehhe...

Kalu dia tak dak abah ngan mummy mesti x senang duk.. sunyi x dak sapa depa nak melayan.. ada dia memang happening ar umah aku.. asyik duk gelak ngan dia ja... aku pun sampai x bleh buat keja asyik duk kaco dia.. duk sja2 sat gi dia menari la.. ada saja keja.. paling sempoi sekali dia rajin 'mengemas' rumah la... hehehe.. rajin.. hahahah macam pak su dia... rasa nya esok dia balik... aku pun malam nih nak balik tidoq kat umah.. umah sewa pun x dak sapa.. ali the hidung n ubi the keledek balik kampung... boring duk sorang2.. nak balik umah 'jauh' sangat... hahhahaha... nanti aku post lagik video Harith Zafri ni... video dia makan ayam rangka sekoq... memang lawak+cute...Ok.. Stop dulu.. nak balik umah...

catch u later!!

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Membuang Masa di sedim.. Bila nak buat lagi cam nih...  

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Adoyai... letih2 bekerja.. teringin nak berkelah.. release tension.. bab nak meng'release' tension ni memang best kalau ada geng2 kaliham kelas kat teknik dulu.. ada poji kamjat.. mamu cipet.. apit kaliham.. topek.. paling best skali ada md arip.. ada bahan aku nak kutuk... tag team ngan poji syaiton tu pastu jadikan md arip the kunjut bahan kutukan.. memang best ar.. bleh terburai urat perut gelak... Sembang pasai berkelah ni.. aku ngan mamu da' black eye peas skrang duk plan nak wat sekali lagi cam aritu p berkelah kat sedim.. tapi biasa ar... sembang ngan mamu cam sembang ngan kayu arang.. duk nak buat.. x buat2 pun.. duit tengah duk ada nih.. sat poket kering dah x leh p dah...

Memang best sangat aritu p sedim.. main baling2 pasiaq.. paling siee poji ar.. baling x ingat.. attack kat muka.. ang tunggu... nanti p.. aku buh pasiaq dalam lubang pusat ang... mandi x la lama sangat ari tu.. tapi memang sejuk.. sampai putih kulit aku.. hahaha.. tapi yang aku musykil.. pasai mamu x putih2 gak... tapi apa pun best ar merapu ngan The Kamjat Gang ni.. p aritu pun x plan.. otak seminit.. kata nak p ja.. teruih lompat p... sampai sedim ja teruih lompat masuk dalam ayaq.. pastu teruih lompat masuk kereta balik...

Masa on the way balik singgah makan.. melantak x ingat dunia.. makan sedap gila.. lepas makan sampai la masa nak bayaq.. part ni yang malaih.. makan memang best.. bayaq nya... korek poket ar... pasni kalau nak p... masak sendiri bawak bekal.. haaaaa... melantak la puas2...

Kali ni kalau nak p nak plan bagi ramai sket.. ajak Ali the babun skali.. mail cipanzi...pastu apoi the boatman ka... ermmm... tapi susah skang nak kumpul kaliham suma ni... nak ajak sket punya susah.. mamu sibuk ngan mee goreng dia.. md arip dah jadi orang kl la.. dah lupa daratan.. poji cam biasa ar... sibuk duk cuci jamban umah dia.. apit duk kira rambut dia luruh banyak mana.. topek ngan dia punya keja ja... hmm... susah2.....

apa pun kita tunggu ar mamu
plan.. kita tengok mamak mee ni organize mcm mana... ok tak.. x pun organize tunggang langgang cam dia gak... poji x bleh harap.. dia x leh organize langsung.. mak dia suh beli kicap kat kedai pun duit dia bagi hilang.. kalau dia organize aku rela berkelah kat tepi sungai umah aku pun tak pa.. lagi best..

Dah ar.. setakat ni ja.. walaupun aku rasa belum puas kutuk mangkuk2 nih.. aku berhenti kat sini ja la...kalau nak kira puas kutuk cipet2 ni memang xkan puas punya... 18 hari 18 malam pun aku sanggup... aku simpan dulu kutukan bernas dari aku nih.. nanti aku keluarkan masa p sedim.. Sama2 kita tunggu mamu men in black organize... CEPAT SKET.. X SABAQ DAH NIH...

SEDIM!!!! WE'LL BACK...

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