Movie nih antara feveret aku ar.. masuk yg aku layan malam nih.. kira dah kali ke berapa ntah aku tengok.. cita nih bagi aku best sangat sebab simple.. pengarah dia memang pandai.. produser dia lagi pandai ar.. x payah nak kuar kan budjet banyak2.. cita dia kat pondok tepon tu jerk.. x yah susah2 nak p buat scene kat switzeland ka.. apa ka.. x yah duk susah2 buang duit semata2 nak nyanyi satu lagu.. macam cita hindustan pastu nak kena p buang duit buat kat swiss la apa la.. yang penting nya moral.. apa yang penonton dapat.. aku pun x paham pasai apa filem malaysia x macam nih.. sket2 kita kalau nak buat filem cam hollywood nak kena budjet banyak.. p ra mabuk.. tengok filem nih.. x yah budjet banyak pun... see.. see... kat pondok tepon tu pun leh jadi crita... walaupun banyak cakap filem nih.. tapi x kan mengantuk punya la.. every line yang dia sebut.. mesti kita x mo lepas punya.. fokus jerk...Cerita bermula bila Stu (Collin Farrel) terperangkap kat dalam satu pondok tepon kat bandar New York lepas dia call skandal dia Pam.. Tiap2 hari dia tepon Pam kat pondok tepon tu.. lepas dia letak ja tepon tu.. tepon tu berdering RING!!! RING!!! hehehhe...
The unseen sniper tepon dia.. mamat sniper ni dah lama usha dia.. so.. mamat ni macam dalam crita SEVEN gak ar.. dia x mo orang buat dosa la konon.. nak bagi pengajaran kat Stu ni..
Stu x leh letak tepon.. kalau dia letak gak.. dia kena tembak... so dipendekkan crita dia punya push mamat Stu ni sampai dia confess kat bini dia depan orang ramai pasai scandal dia ngan pam.. best ... memang best..
Stu x leh letak tepon.. kalau dia letak gak.. dia kena tembak... so dipendekkan crita dia punya push mamat Stu ni sampai dia confess kat bini dia depan orang ramai pasai scandal dia ngan pam.. best ... memang best..
Memandangkan crita banyak cakap.. so banyak quote dari filem ni yang duk bermain dalam otak aku...
Yang ni antara quote mamat kamjat sniper tu cakap yang aku suka!!
Mamat Sniper : If you have to ask, you're not ready to know yet.
Mamat Sniper : Come on, Stu! Don't you get the game yet?
Mamat Sniper : Wait till it goes national. ABC, CBS, CNN, UPN, you're gonna have the whole alphabet.
Mamat Sniper : Stu, if you hang up, I will kill you.
Yang ni antara quote Stu cakap yang aku suka!!
Stu: I never did anything for someone who couldn't do something for me.
Stu: The first step to being noticed is being mentioned.
Stu: My two-thousand dollar watch is a fake, and so am I.
Yang ni antara conversation Stu ngan Mamat Sniper yang aku suka!
Mamat Sniper: You're in this position because you're not telling the truth.
Stu: No, I'm in this fucking position because YOU HAVE A GUN!
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Mamat Sniper: You'd shoot me if you had the chance, wouldn't you?
Stu: With a big fucking smile on my face.
Mamat Sniper: There's the spirit.
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Mamat Sniper: If this is true Stuart, then I have to take somebody with me don't I? And since Kelly is the most important thing in your life, I'll take her.
Stu: No, take me! Take me! I'm the one you want!
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Mamat Sniper: If only you had dealt with the man decently, this might not have been necessary.
Stu: I offered him money. I offered him my watch.
Mamat Sniper: But not your respect, which is what he really wanted. You were dismissive just as you were to the nice pizza guy. You are guilty of inhumanity to your fellow man.
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Stu: You shoot a gun here there'll be pandemonium, cops will be swarming all over the block
Mamat Sniper: Think so? Let's see. One... Two. That won't help you. Three!
[shoot toy robot tepi pondok fon - x sapa pun perasan]
Mamat Sniper: Oh Stu, look at everybody... Look at all the people yelling, Stu, here come the cops, sniper on the roof. Gunfire. Hit the deck. (Gila lawak ar.. dia perbodohkan stu)
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Mamat Sniper: What if I told you I was just above the theatre four floors up? See the pink curtains? There you go Stuart yes... Yoohoo... Yoohoo.
Stu: Why did you do that?
Mamat Sniper: Because it's fun!
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Stu: You can see me right now?
Mamat Sniper: Uh-huh.
Stu: What am I doing?
[Garu telinga dia]
Mamat Sniper: You're scratching your ear. Now you're brushing your hair back.
[Stu tunjuk jari fuck]
Mamat Sniper: That isn't very nice, Stu.
Stu: Did you call me Stu? Who's Stu? I don't know any Stu.
Mamat Sniper: Why, do you prefer Stuart?
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Yang ni antara conversation Stu ngan Mamat Pizza
Mamat Pizza: 'Scuse me. (Sambil ketuk pondok fon)
Stu: I'm try na make a call here.
Mamat Pizza: This is for you. Half pepperoni, Half mushroom, Extra crisp.
Stu: You ever heard of delivering a Pizza to a fucking Phone Booth? I don't think so.
Mamat Pizza: Gentleman occupying Phone Booth, 53rd between Broadway and 8th.(Sambil Baca alamat atas kotak pizza)
Stu: It's a mistake.
Mamat Pizza: What am I supposed to do with the pie? It's all paid for?
Stu: Homeless guy just ran the block, give him the Pizza and say 'You can turn away from it but you can't make it go away', how's that?
Mamat Pizza: But, they always... (Sambil Nak buka pintu pondok fon)
Stu: GET OFF THE FUCKING PIZZA ALRIGHT?
Mamat Pizza: That language is uncalled for.
Stu: Holy shit. I'm sorry. Please return to sender. FUCK OFF! Here you go, $5, eat the pizza yourself, you look like you could use a good meal.
Ni Yang masa dia bagitau Pam yang Stu ni penipu
Mamat Sniper : Well, there is someone I'd like you to call.
Stu: Name it.
Mamat Sniper : Try the number you dialed when you first got into the booth.
Stu: I don't know what you're talking about pal.
Mamat Sniper : No? Lucky you then, because I wrote it down. I can see every number you pressed. Let's see if Pam is still at work.
Stu: No!
Mamat Sniper : Then I guess I'll have to do it.
Stu: Look don't!
Mamat Sniper : Too late. It's already ringing. I'll put her on speaker so you can hear.
Stu: Yer fucking kiddin'!
Mamat Sniper : Stu, I never kid.
Pam: Hello
Mamat Sniper :Well, hello, Pam
Pam:Hi, who's this?
Mamat Sniper :It's a good friend of Stu's. And he hasn't got many
Pam:You know Stu?
Mamat Sniper :I know he lies.
Pam:Who is this?
Mamat Sniper :Don't worry about that.
Mamat Sniper :Stu's listening in. He can hear what we're saying about him. Pam, I'm afraid Stu hasn't been totally honest with you.
Pam:What do you mean?
Mamat Sniper :Stu has been lying to you.Pam,Think about it. Why would a guy with a cell phone.. call a women everyday from a phone booth.
Pam: He said it was quiet.
Mamat Sniper : Pam, that's just stupid.
Kelly=Home & Pam= Motel
Mamat Sniper: Stu, you didn't tell your wife the truth, you're cheating.
Stu: I'm not cheating on Kelly I never have!
Mamat Sniper: Oh then what do you call it?
Stu: Look, you're a guy sometimes you wanna know it's a possiblity alright? You know it's like having a beautiful home, but you still dream of that quick vacation down there, you know some nice hotel a great view I don't know maybe a pool. But it's a just a fantasy because you'll never really leave home! Do you hear what I'm saying?
Mamat Sniper: Hahaha!!! Kelly is a home and Pam is a motel. I'm sure they'll both appreciate that.
Stu: Oh fuck you!
Mamat Sniper: Hey, that kind of language is uncalled for.
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Mamat Sniper: Looks like someone watches the news
Stu: Who?
Mamat Sniper: Hahah!! The motel.
Ni Masa Stu x layan mamat sniper tu cakap
Mamat Sniper: Stu, don't do this. Please, come on. My sainted mother used to do this. She used to dish this out... Stu, please don't this. Stu, you're bringing back my unhappy childhood. Stu, talk to me, please! Talk to me! I can't take it Stu... Ahh!
[HAHAHA!! Gelak]
Mamat Sniper: I'm kidding. I had a very happy childhood.(gila psycho ar mamat nih)
Ni Masa dia suh Stu confess depan bini dia (Kelly)
Mamat Sniper: And I wanted to fuck her.
Stu: And I wanted to sleep with her.
Mamat Sniper: No, and I wanted to fuck her. Say it. SAY IT!
Stu: And I wanted to fuck her. I'm sorry.
Kelly: Whatever you did, I don't care.
Kelly: Please just... come out of the booth, OK?
Stu: That's all I did. That's all I did, I'm sorry.
Stu: Alright, I've done what you asked. That's it. I've had enough of this game.
Mamat Sniper: I haven't.
Stu: You said you'd let us go.
Mamat Sniper: I changed my mind.
Stu: You miserable fuck! You can't do this... you can't do this to me. I took all your shit... I did everything you fucking asked.
[HAHAH!! mamat sniper gelak]
Stu: Alright, you lied to me. I've had enough of this game. I've fucking had enough. You go fuck yourself. Later.
Sebenarnya memang banyak lagi... tapi x kan aku nak tulih semua.. tengok sendiri ar.. Quote ni semua aku amik kat file subtitle filem nih.. ada yang setengah sampai aku dah leh hafal sebab dah banyak kali layan movie nih.. saja nak share.. kalau nak tengok movie nih dowload la kat torrent x pun p cari kat kedai DVD beli sendiri.. dah aku dah ngantuk.. cau dulu..
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