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Tutorial-Blog-MP3

2011-07-26T04:57:00.027+08:00

Step#1:
You need a space to dump your mp3 files.. (Online Storage)
So, bukak account kat OpenDrive (Salah satu online storage yang free)
(free 5GB).. Nak lebih space - Bayar!!!
Klik -----> OpenDrive
Pastu sign up ler.. cam biasa.. dan upload la file MP3.

More

Step#2:
copy code dibawah:

<a href="http://DIRECT_LINK_TO_SONG_1" style="display:none;">Song_1_Title</a>
<a href="http://DIRECT_LINK_TO_SONG_2" style="display:none;">Song_2_Title</a>

Paste kat HTML/Java script element.
In my case.. saya paste ja kat bawah clock saya.. sebab tulisan berwarna biru : style="display:none;"
adalah untuk hide link kita... so x perlu la saya tambah page element yg baru..
Contoh:

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Step#3:
Dapatkan URL mp3 dari account OpenDrive (Right Click - Link - Copy Direct link: (streaming)

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Step#4:

Replace code highlighted in RED (http://DIRECT_LINK_TO_SONG_1)dengan DIRECT LINKS yang kita ambil dari OpenDrive dan tukar title. (ULANG LANGKAH SAMA UNTUK TAMBAH LAGU)

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Step#5:

Masukkan MP3 Player
Klik -----> streampad

Klik pada blogger

Customize: sama ada mahukan auto play / auto show playlist.. dll.

Kemudian copy script yang diberi dan paste kat HTML/Java script element dibawah code URL mp3 kita sebelum ini..

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Sekian.. Selamat try!!!

Kenapa Nyamuk Menghisap Darah Manusia?

2010-01-24T02:12:00.007+08:00

Karbon Dioksida

Hasil kajian saintifik menunjukkan nyamuk boleh tertarik kepada sumber manusia (darah) melalui hembusan gas karbon dioksida oleh manusia yang boleh dikesan pada jarak 36 meter.

Haba & Kelembapan

Pada jarak dekat, suhu tubuh dan kelembapan merupakan salah satu unsur yang menarik nyamuk. Umum telah maklum bahawa nyamuk tertarik kepada sumber panas melalui radiasi infra merah dan kelembapan.

Spektrum dan Sinar Ultraviolet (UV)

Serangga dewasa memiliki mata majmuk dan ocelli. Mata majmuk digunakan untuk memantau gerakan, pola, kontras dan warna. Manakala ocelli berguna untuk mengetahu tahap cahaya. Kajian menunjukkan bahawa retina pada mata majmuk peka terhadap gelombang cahaya yang berbeza.

Warna

Nyamuk lebih tertarik kepada warna-warna gelap

Arghh...

2010-01-08T00:22:00.002+08:00

rasa cam nak tutup ja blog aku ni..
x dak masa nak updated...
aku sendiri naik menyampah tengok...
Start aku masuk ofis baru aritu.. sampai ke hari nih.. hidup mengalahkan YB...
konon nak kumpul crita nanti share.. haram... lupa abih dah.. nak crita pun dah basi..
mana nya nak sempat.. ngan admin.. ngan teknikal... ngan set up web site lagi... semua nak buat sendiri.. last2.. tunggang langgang aku dibuatnya... save cost la konon...

entah la... tengok la.. 2/3 minggu ni.. rajin tak aku...
ok la... sembung nanti la aku mencarut lagi..
bye

Lama x posting... still x sempat..

2009-11-19T15:27:00.001+08:00

sebenarnya banyak nak crita kat sini.. tapi.. x sempat nak posting..
nanti2 la... kumpul banyak2 story.. nanti share ngan semua...
bye...

Revealed!! it was Gary Neville!!!

2009-10-18T16:54:00.004+08:00

The real culprit behind Liverpool's embarrasing loss to Sunderland is revealed
Hahaha!!!!
Gary you are caught on camera!!!
its was you!!!
Hahahah!!!

Liverpool vs Balloon?

2009-10-18T16:26:00.004+08:00

Man united back on top of table!!
2-1 win over Bolton..
Glory2 Man united..
but i'm not interested to talk about man united game..
just wanna say that we are very lucky to win that game..
man united played under their form.. struggled to win at last 15 minutes
not to liverpool... their lose to sunderland..
a magical goal from bent...

wacth the video below..

hmm.. what ur opinion?.. should reina save the ball?
some people said that Reina was looking at the balloon when the deflection was made, unfair goal, it should been disallowed
but the reason is...
1. A balloon can't change the direction of a football that is going at the pace it was.

2. the balloon only moved because glen johnson went to block the football but missed and kicked the balloon, look at the direction it goes, if the football hit it, it would of shot towards goal not wide.

but for me..
The balloon just confused the hell out of the keeper.
The ball did not redirect the ball.
what a unlucky reina..I feel bad for their fans..

But.. just wanna say that liverpool is nothing without Gerrad and Torres..
Sunderland controlled the game..
this thing shouldn't be happen to the big club like them..
Benitez should do something about that...

Rapidshare=RapidPenang???

2009-10-14T16:12:00.008+08:00

Lama x posting...
maleh rasanya...
boring ja tiap2 ari..
hmm... tapi.. memandangkan sorang mamat ni
dh mengkonpiuskan aku..
aku ingat nak meleraikan kekonpiusan aku...
benda ni terjadi dalam sabtu lepas kot...

dibawah adalah hasil perbualan yang x sempat dirakam ...
BASED ON THE TRUE STORY!!

AKU: Pasai apa hang mai lambat?
MAMAT MANGKUK: Aku p tengok orang meninggal tadi..
AKU: Kat mana? sapa ?
MAMAT MANGKUK: Kat ngan umah aku... muda lagi orangnya.. kena Tirod.. aku rasa dia keja
Rapidshare kot...sebab ramai orang rapidshare mai...
AKU: Rapidshare??? ang tau mana depa suma keja Rapidshare
MAMAT MANGKUK: Sebab depa semua pakai baju Rapidshare!!!

Adusssss!!!! ada uniform ka Rapidshare??? keja ofis mana depa tu semua???? rupa2nya RapidPenang!!!!

beginilah agaknya bas rapidshare tu ye...

dan begini agaknya uniform yang dikatakan mamat magkuk tu..Model: mamat magkuk a.k.a hincik labu

Sekian....

1malaysia F1 Team Job

2009-10-01T23:03:00.002+08:00

1 Malysia F1 job mania sweeps nation

KUALA LUMPUR, Sept 28 – The excitement over the 1 Malayia F1 Team (1MF1T) is sweeping Malaysians going by the overwhelming response to the opportunities to work with the team that will make its debut next year.

In a matter of a few hours, more than 6,000 applications flooded the team’s e-mail this morning seeking to be a part of the team when 225 job vacancies were advertised, said the team principal, Datuk Seri Tony Fernandes.

Read More at The Malaysian Insider

send CV and cover letter to : 1MalaysiaHR@lotusf1team.com

AERODYNAMICS
> Project Leader Aerodynamics
> Junior Aerodynamicist
> Head of CFD
> CFD Engineer

COMPOSITES DESIGN
> Head of Composite Design
> Senior Composite Designer
> Junior Composite Designer
> Composite Engineer

COMPOSITE
> Head of Composite Layup Shop
> Senior Layup Technician
> Junior Layup Technician
> Head of Composite Trim Shop
> Senior Trim Shop Technician
> Junior Trim Shop Technician

ELECTRONICS
> Head of Electronics
> Senior Electronics Engineer
> Junior Electronics Engineer
> Senior Control Engineer
> Control Software Engineer

FACTORY
> Factory Manager
> Senior Maintenance
> Junior Maintenance

GEARBOX DESIGN
> Head of Gearbox Design
> Senior Gearbox Design
> Junior Gearbox Design

GEARBOX ASSEMBLY
> Head of Gearbox Shop
> Race Gearbox Technician

HYDRAULICS
> Head of Hydraulics Shop
> Race Hydraulics Technician
> Test Hydraulics Technician

MECHANICAL PRODUCTION
> Head of Mechanical Production
> Senior Mechanist
> Junior Mechanist
> Fabricator

MECHANICAL DESIGN
> Head of Mechanical Design
> Senior Mechanical Design Engineer
> Senior Mechanical Designer

PATTERN SHOP
> Head of Pattern Shop
> Senior Pattern Maker
> Junior Pattern Maker

PRODUCTION, PRODUCTION CONTROL & PURCHASING
> Head of Production
> Senior Production Engineer
> Mechanical Buyer
> Composite Buyer
> General Buyer
> Aerodynamics Buyer

QUALITY CONTROL & INSPECTION
> Head of Inspection
> Senior Inspection Technician
> Junior Inspection Technician

DESIGN OFFICE
> Drawing Office Manager

RESEARCH & DEVELOPMENT (R&D)
> Head of R&D
> Senior R&D Engineer
> Senior R&D Technician

RACE ENGINEERING
> Test Engineer
> Race Data Engineer
> Test Data Engineer
> Aero Support Engineer

RACE & TEST
> Logistic Manager
> Race & Test Travel Secretary
> Clothing & Team Gear

RACE TEAM
> Race Chief Mechanic
> Race Parts Mechanic

STRESS ANALYSIS
> Senior FEA Engineer
> Junior FEA Engineer

SUB ASSEMBLY
> Head of Sub Assembly
> Sub Assembly Technician

TEST TEAM
> Test Chief Mechanic
> Test Part Mechanic
> Test Team Truckie
> Test Team Mechanic

VEHICLE SCIENCE
> Head of Vehicle Dynamics
> Vehicle Dynamics Engineer
> Senior Software Engineer
> Junior Software Engineer

MARKETING & PUBLIC RELATIONS
> Head of Marketing
> Marketing Manager
> Tri-Lingual Website Designers (Bahasa Malaysia, English + others)
> Graphic Designers
> Executive Assistant
> Business Development Manager
> Sponsorship Manager
> Sponsor Account Manager
> Head of Public Relations
> Tri-Lingual Public Relations Officer (Bahasa Malaysia, English + others)
> Press Officer
> Hospitality Coordinator

FINANCE
> Finance Controller
> Finance Manager
> Finance Executive

LEGAL
> Head of Legal
> Legal Manager
> Legal Executive

HUMAN RESOURCES
> Head of Human Resources
> Human Resources Manager
> Human Resources Executive

INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY
> Head of Information Technology
> CAD Manager
> Senior IT Engineer
> Race IT Engineer
> Test IT Engineer
> IT Technician

Doa Taubat

2009-09-15T02:27:00.007+08:00

Doa Taubat..
saja aku x to wat pa..
so aku wat video yang aku rasa ada paedah ni..
sekurangnya x dak aku duk wat benda2 yang bleh kurangkan pahala posa aku...
Lagi pun... rasa cepat sangat ramadhan berlalu.. sedih plak..
tapi raya pun best gak... cuma sayu sket.. x banyak amal yg sempat buat...
sama ja ka aku taun ni ngan taun lepas...
apapun.... dah nak raya ni... oye oye...
layan clip bawah ni.. nyanyian pelajar Madrasah Al Junied Al Islamiah
(kalau x silap aku la)
bleh nangis weiiii... mendayu2....
aku dah aplot kat youtube

Ilaa hilaastu lil Firdausi ahla, walaa aqwaa ‘alaa Naaril Jahiimi. Allah, fahablii taubatan waghfir dzunuubii, fainnaka Ghafirun dzambil ‘adziimi

Tuhanku aku tidak layak
untuk syurgaMu
tetapi aku tidak pula
sanggup menanggung
seksa nerakaMu,
dari itu kurniakanlah
ampunan kepadaku,
ampunkanlah dosaku,
sesungguhnya Engkaulah pengampun
dosa-dosa besar

Ando 1st Goal!! Bravo!! Bravo!!

2009-09-15T00:52:00.004+08:00

1-3 at White Hart Lane
Jermain Defoe put Spurs ahead inside a minute
Ryan Giggs' strike in the 58th minute continued his incredible goalscoring record. He remains the only player to have scored in every Premier League season.

Ando finally break his goalscoring duck after 78 competitive matches

Rooney's goal came 12 minutes from full-time.
Ok Bye!!

Nasihat Syeikh Abdulkadir Al Jailani

2009-09-09T23:57:00.000+08:00

Asslamualaikum...
Pesanan dari Syeikh Abdulkadir Al Jailani untuk sentiasa bersangka baik sesama insan.

Jika engkau bertemu dengan seseorang, maka yakinilah bahawa dia lebih baik darimu. Ucapkan dalam hatimu :
"Mungkin kedudukannya di sisi Allah jauh lebih baik dan lebih tinggi dariku".

Jika bertemu anak kecil, maka ucapkanlah (dalam hatimu) :
"Anak ini belum bermaksiat kepada Allah, sedangkan diriku telah banyak bermaksiat kepadaNya. Tentu anak ini jauh lebih baik dariku"..

Jika bertemu orang tua, maka ucapkanlah (dalam hatimu):
"Dia telah beribadah kepada Allah jauh lebih lama dariku, tentu dia lebih baik dariku."

Jika bertemu dengan seorang yang berilmu, maka ucapkanlah (dalam hatimu):
"Orang ini memperoleh kurnia yang tidak akan kuperolehi, mencapai kedudukan yang tidak akan pernah kucapai, mengetahui apa yang tidak kuketahui dan dia mengamalkan ilmunya, tentu dia lebih baik dariku."

Jika bertemu dengan seorang yang bodoh, maka katakanlah (dalam hatimu) :
"Orang ini bermaksiat kepada Allah kerana dia bodoh (tidak tahu), sedangkan aku bermaksiat kepadaNya padahal aku mengetahui akibatnya.
Dan aku tidak tahu bagaimana akhir umurku dan umurnya kelak. Dia tentu lebih baik dariku."

Jika bertemu dengan orang kafir, maka katakanlah (dalam hatimu) :
"Aku tidak tahu bagaimana keadaannya kelak, mungkin di akhir usianya dia memeluk Islam dan beramal soleh. Dan mungkin boleh jadi di akhir usia diriku kufur dan berbuat buruk.

Al-Fatihah

2009-09-09T03:51:00.005+08:00

Assalamualaikum..
Dalam kesibukan dan kegembiraan aku tempuhi
Ramadhan mulia ni..
tetiba dikejutkan dengan berita perginya ke rahmahtullah
seorang rakan sekolah dan asrama
semasa belajar dulu....

Sama sama kita sedekahkan Al-Fatihah untuk arwah Nor Azhar Ramli
semoga rohnya ditempatkan dikalangan orang yang beriman..

Keratan akhbar ni keratan sehari sebelum jenazah dijumpai..
aku tulis blog ni pun masa baru lepas balik dari
selesai sempurnakan jenazah..

Agak terharu... perginya beliau di bulan Ramadhan yang mulia ni...
moga arwah dimuliakan disisi Ilahi seperti mulianya bulan ini....
moga moga juga kita yang masih diberi peluang untuk menghirup udara dunia Allah ini
sentiasa mengambil pengajaran dan iktibar kerana kita tidak selama lamanya
akan hidup didunia ini....

teringat post aku yang lepas ada aku tuliskan pesanan dari
Ibrahim bin Adham Rahimahullah...

"Kamu sering mengubur orang mati, tetapi kamu tidak pernah mengambil pelajaran darinya"

Al-Fatihah

Pendedahan Eksklusif...

2009-09-08T17:28:00.006+08:00

0149443141..
bulan posa pun jadik keja..
pedaje member2...
nyaris2 aku terkena skali...
kaliham tui la mamat unta baghal sekoq ni...
tapi yang aku syoknya!!!
nak tuju orang len kena orang len...
kesian kat anak mahboob.. sampai esok tu mai umah aku
baru dia tau siapa sebenarnya manusia durjana tu....
yang selamatnya mamu... tu pun jangan..
dah caya dah dia mula2... kesian...
ikutilah luahan rasa mamu dan apit..

pancing punya pancing...
ayat punya ayat... last tertewas gak beruk makye sekoq tu...
tu pun x mo ngaku gak... dia tuduh mat arip lisukun nya keja...
musib....
nak tau sapa sapa punya tahana semua ni..
ni dia!!!!
kaliham ni pun ada blog... so... klik kat gambaq dia kat bawah ni..
boleh angpa kenai dia dengan lebih lanjut...
Hati-hati.. dia ni bahaya!!!!

Ni la keja kokooit sorang ni...
pedaje member.. pedaje member...
PEDAJE MEMBER!!!!!
ang ingat!!! kami semua tengah planning baiknya skang..
prank besar besaran pasni...
hahahahaahah!!!!!!

Kurang pahala posa aku ari ni....sieeee

9W2OWO

2009-09-08T16:59:00.005+08:00

Salam,
9W2OWO
Nine Whiskey Two Oscar Whiskey Oscar..
Akhirnya!!!.... Banyak sungguh rintangan....
Dari hujung 2007... Bayar duit exam RAE..
Tapi clash ngan competition robot kat Singapore..
Burn 50 Hinggit!!!!!! Cobaan....
24 June 2008 aku exam kat USM Nibong Tebal
rasa cam kantoi dah... banyak gak yg kantoi x leh jawab..
tapi memandang soklan objektif...
apa lagik... Dadu ar!!!!
tengok2 LULUS!!!! kali ni bukan cobaan....
start dari situ lar... duk nak wat.. nak wat... nak wat...
x wat2..
setahun lebih duk tangguh!!!!
akhirnya Jumaat lepas siap!!!
dapat la callsign aku 9W2OWO..
walaupun ni sebenarnya pilihan ke-3 aku...
tapi.. hentam saja la... asal ada..
dah setahun lebih tangguh... dah nak xpired date dh...
kalau tak...buat exam balik la jawabnya....

Pada mmber yang dah lama main radio ni.. harap2 dapat ar
bagi tunjuk ajar!!!

Sekian,
Salam Perkenalan dari 9W2OWO.. heheh
aicehhh... cewi btui!!!!!

Kartika, Oh Kartika! by Dr Mujahid Yusof Rawa

2009-09-04T01:49:00.004+08:00

Article from The Malaysian Insider by Dr Mujahid Yusof Rawa

SEPT 1 – Ramadan kali ini agak berbeza dengan sebelumnya, berbeza pada saya ialah apabila pada empat hari pertama Ramadan saya bertungkus lumus di Permatang Pasir bagi memenangkan calon kita dari Pas dan Pesuruhjaya saya yang diberi amanah menggalas tanggungjawab mempertahan satu-satunya kubu kuat Pas di Pulau Pinang.

Selalunya menjelang Ramadan saya akan mengurangkan aktiviti politik dan lebih tertumpu kepada pembinaan jiwa dan muhasabah diri bersempena dengan puasa wajib yang dilalui oleh umat Islam. Maklumlah muhasabah diri memerlukan ketenangan dari hiruk pikuk dan hingar bingar rentak politik yang kadang-kadang menjadikan jiwa yang lembut “keras”.

Semasa waktu berkempen di Permatang Pasir sembahyang Tarawih pun tergesa-gesa, tak sempat mendengar Tazkirah Ramadan apatah lagi menghayati bacaan Al Quran yang meruntun jiwa. Tetapi walaupun demikian saya tidak kesal dengan empat hari Ramadan yang berlalu dalam “pertarungan politik” di Permatang Pasir kerana saya yakin keberadaan saya dalam kancah PRK baru-baru ini adalah medan jihad, medan dakwah dan medan tarbiyah dan yang paling utama ialah medan ukhuwah yang menjadi benteng kekuatan perjuangan Islam yang saya yakini.

Lagi Nasihat Ibrahim bin Adham Rahimahullah..

2009-09-04T01:34:00.001+08:00

Assalamualaikum...
Ibrahim bin Adham, pernah ditanya tentang firman Allah ta'ala dalam Surah Ghafir ayat 60
(Adakalanya disebut surah Al Mu'min)yang artinya, "Berdoa'alah kepada-Ku niscaya Aku akan mengabulkan do'a kalian." Mereka mengatakan, "kami telah berdoa kepada-Nya namun belum juga dikabulkan". Lalu beliau menjawab,
"Karena hatimu telah mati dengan sebab sepuluh perkara...

Kamu telah mengenal Allah tetapi kamu tidak menunaikan hak-hak-Nya.
Kamu telah membaca kitab Allah tetapi kamu tidak mengamalkannya.
Kamu mengatakan bermusuhan dengan syaitan, tetapi kenyataannya kamu setia dengannya.
Kamu mengaku cinta Rasulullah S.A.W tetapi kamu meninggalkan sunnah-sunnah-Nya.
Kamu mengaku cinta syurga, namun kamu tidak melakukan amalan-amalan ahli syurga.
Kamu mengaku takut neraka, tetapi kamu tidak mau meninggalkan perbuatan dosa.
Kamu mengatakan bahawa kematian itu adalah benar adanya, tetapi kamu tidak bersiap-siap untuk kematian itu.
Kamu sibuk mencari aib orang lain sedang aibmu sendiri tidak kamu perhatikan.
Kamu telah makan dari rezeki-Nya namun kamu tidak pernah bersyukur kepada-Nya.
Kamu sering mengubur orang mati, tetapi kamu tidak pernah mengambil pelajaran darinya.

Untuk renungan bersama...
Sekian,
Assalamualaikum...

Berita Hairan...

2009-09-03T16:37:00.004+08:00

Assalamualaikum...
Tensen jgak bila dengaq minyak nek...
letih ar cam ni... kira abih duit buh minyak ja tiap2 ari..
deret nek ja minyak ni... sat aku nek minyak sat g...
tapi memandangkan bulan posa...
x berapa nak memaki sangat ar...
buat2 buat syok minyak nek!!!!!
yea!!! yea!!!
Horay!!! Horay!!!
Minyak Nek!!!! Cekik Darah!!!!!

memang betui syokkan minyak naik... x caya baca berita kat bawah yang aku
dapat email td... Berita Hairan... bukan Harian...
Berita Hairan!!

Kuala Lumpur, 1 Sept - Awal pagi lagi stesyen minyak sekitar Lembah Kelang di kunjungi oleh ramai pengguna kenderaan yang berpusu pusu untuk mendapatkan bekalan minyak dengan harga baru. Harga RON97 dinaikkan kepada RM2.00/liter, manakala RON95 pula akan naik kepada RM1.80/liter, bermula hari ini.

Mereka yang mengunjungi stesyen minyak kelihatan melonjak-lonjak kegembiraan dengan pengumuman kenaikan harga minyak yang dibuat pada lewat petang semalam.

Pengguna bersyukur dengan kenaikan tersebut dan dengan langkah itu maka berakhirlah masalah kemarau harga minyak yang melanda negara sejak berhari hari lamanya.

Antara pengunjung stesyen minyak yang ditemubual, Sharifah Rozana, 35, berkata,"Langkah ini adalah langkah hebat. Saya rasa bersyukur. Sekurang-kurangnya suami saya akan kembali menggunakan motosikal untuk berulang alik ke tempat kerja. Dapatlah saya guna kereta untuk menghantar anak ke sekolah. Saya berharap agar harga dinaikkan lagi agar suami saya naik bas dan dia akan tinggalkan motosikalnya di rumah, untuk saya guna".

Sementara seorang kakitangan Kilang yang enggan namanya di dedah berkata, "Saya sebenarnya dah lama tunggu kenaikan harga minyak ni. Bila harga baru di sebut, saya terus datang ke stesyen minyak untuk mendapatkan bekalan. Alhamdulillah, doa saya termakbul akhirnya. Dengan kenaikan harga minyak ini dapat lah saya merayakan hari raya tahun ini dengan serba sederhana dan tidak berlebih lebihan seperti tahun lepas."

Samion bin Songkreng, 43, yang bekerja sebagai pencuci tandas berkata, "Dengan kenaikan harga minyak ini, dapat lah saya menumpukan perhatian saya pada kerja. Sebelum ini saya selalu ponteng dan bersiar-siar naik motosikal bersama kawan ketika waktu kerja. Malam tadi, majikan sudah pun menghubungi saya dan dia mengucapkan tahniah kepada saya. Beliau cukup perihatin."

Manakala seorang pembonceng motosikal yang berjaya di temubual, En. Harun bin Jamian, 25, yang berkerja sebagai tukang masak berkata, "Tak payah interview saya .... Saya tak beli minyak bang, saya tumpang motor kawan jer. Tapi bang, Minyak naik tak apa asal jangan kena selsema babi."

Wartawan kami sempat menemubual seorang kakitangan asing, warga Bangladesh, berkata,"Bahasa Malaysia , shaya tak tau shakap. Bos shakap 'Merah','Hizau' minyak lama, 'kuning' minyak baru. Abang berapa mahu isi?. Abang beli bendera RM1.00 satu. Terima kasheh."

Petikan:Email sapa ntah yg difwd kan kat aku.. sapa la yg rajin bebenor tulih... anyway... tergelak gak aku... x jadi nak marah minyak nek!!!!

Nasihat Ibrahim Bin Adham Rahimahullah..

2009-09-03T00:30:00.007+08:00

Assalamualaikum..
Hari ni saja nak share tazkirah yang aku dengaq selasa malam lepas kat Masjid Permatang Janggus....Tazkirah dari Ustaz Mohd Raduan Ramli..Menusuk ke hati.. berde'bush'.. berdebaboom...satu satu macam kena atas dahi.. atas muka.. semua ar..
kena sebijik..2 bijik.. 3 bijik.. kena kat aku...
terkedu aku dengar cerita tentang nasihat Ibrahim bin Adham...

Sapa? Sapa Ibrahim bin Adham Rahimahullah???aku pun balik dan meng'google'kan diri...
memang Ustaz Raduan dah ada terang sikit.. siapakah Ibrahim bin Adham Rahimahullah..
Diriwayatkan bahawa beliau adalah seorang Sufi yang terkenal, zuhud dan warak...

Kat sini bukanlah cerita mengenai siapa Ibrahim bin Adham Rahimahullah yang aku nak share ngan semua... aku nak share tentang nasihat dari beliau yang ada Ustaz Raduan sebut malam tu....

Ada seorang yang datang kepada Ibrahim bin Adham rahimahullah lalu berkata kepadanya, "Wahai Ibrahim! Sesungguhnya aku telah berbuat zalim kepada diriku, (gemar berbuat maksiat) maka tunjukkanlah kepadaku sesuatu yang dapat menahan dan menyelamatkanku".

Lalu Ibrahim berkata, "Jika Anda menerima lima hal dan mampu untuk melakukannya, maka tidak apa-apa Anda berbuat maksiat." Ia berkata,"Tunjukkanlah, wahai Ibrahim!" Beliau menjawab,

"Yang pertama, jika Anda ingin berbuat maksiat kepada Allah, maka janganlah makan (dari) rezeki-Nya."

Ia berkata,"Darimana aku makan? Sementara semua yang ada di bumi adalah rezeki-Nya?."Ibrahim berkata, "Wahai fulan, bolehkah Anda memakan rezeki-Nya sedang Anda berbuat maksiat kepada-Nya?." Ia menjawab, "Tidak, lalu tunjukkanlah yang kedua."

Ibrahim berkata,

"Jika Anda ingin berbuat maksiat kepada-Nya, maka janganlah tinggal di daerah mana saja dari bumi-Nya."

Ia berkata, "ini lebih besar lagi, lalu dimana aku akan tinggal?." Ibrahim berkata, "Wahai fulan, bolahkah bagi Anda untuk makan dari rezeki-Nya duduk bahagian dari bumi-Nya sedang Anda berbuat maksiat kepada-Nya?" Dia menjawab, "Tidak! tunjukkan yang ketiga."

Ibrahim berkata,

"Jika Anda ingin berbuat maksiat kepada-Nya, makan dari rezeki-Nya, dan bertempat di bumi-Nya, maka carilah sebuah tempat yang tidak dilihat oleh Dia, lalu berbuatlah maksiat disitu."

Dia menjawab, "Wahai Ibrahim, bagaimana hal itu terjadi sedang Dia mengetahui segala apa yang tersembunyi dalam hati?." Ibrahim berkata, "Wahai fulan, bolehkah bagi Anda untuk makan dari rezeki-Nya, tinggal di bumi-Nya, dan berbuat maksiat kepada-Nya, sedang Dia melihatmu dan mengetahui kemaksiatan yang kamu buatkan?." Ia menjawab, "Tidak! lalu tunjukkan yang keempat."

Ibrahim berkata,

"Jika malaikat maut datang untuk mencabut nyawamu maka katakanlah kepadanya, 'tundalah dahulu sampai aku bertaubat dengan sebenarnya dan beramal soleh'."

Ia menjawab, "Dia tidak akan mau menerima hal itu dariku." Ibrahim berkata, "Wahai fulan, jika Anda tidak mampu menolak kematian Anda agar dapat bertaubat lebih dulu dan Andapun mengetahui bahawasanya jika kematian itu datang Anda tidak mampu mengundurkannya, lalu bagaimana Anda menginginkan kebebasan?" Ia berkata, "Tunjukkan yang kelima."

Ibrahim berkata,

"Apabila pada hari kiamat malaikat Zabaniyah datang kepada Anda untuk melemparkan Anda kedalam neraka, janganlah pergi bersamanya."

Ia menjawab, "mereka tidak akan meninggalkanku, tidak akan mau menerima permintaanku." Ibrahim berkata, "kalau demikian, bagaimana Anda mengharap selamat?". Ia berkata, "wahai Ibrahim, cukup! cukup! Aku akan beristighfar kepada Allah dan bertaubat kepada-Nya. Dia lalu benar-benar bertaubat kepada Allah dan akhirnya dia beristiqomah dalam beribadah dan menjauhi segala kemaksiatan sampai ia meninggal dunia.

Dipetik dari: Sumber 44 Renungan Makna Hidup, Ahmad al Utsman, Pustaka Elba dan Tazkirah yang disampaikan oleh Ustaz Mohd Raduan Ramli,11 Ramadhan,Masjid Permatang Janggus

Itula serba sedikit 5 nasihat yang diberi oleh Ibrahim bin Adham Rahimahullah... Bak kata Ustaz Mohd Raduan... " Kalau hampa semua rasa mampu buat salah satu dari 5 perkara kat atas... buat la maksiat... buat la suka hati mak bapak hampa (mak bapak tu aku yang tambah.. dia x kata cam tu pun..) buat la.. x dak sapa nak halang!!!

Sekian..
Sama sama kita renungkan....
Assalamualaikum....

Indonesia Earthquake!!!

2009-09-02T17:20:00.006+08:00

2 September 2009
Gempa yang berlaku kurang dari 200 kilometer selatan Jakarta
7.4 Skala Ritcher!!!

Semua ini adalah peringatan Allah kepada kita yang sering lupa akan kebesaranNya
Moga-moga kita sentiasa berharap belas kasihan Allah dalam memberi perlindungan kepada kita

Hasbunallah Wani'mal Wakil
(Cukup Allah bagiku dan Dialah sebaik-baik pelindung)

Moga moga dengan keberkatan bulan Ramdhan ini sama sama lah kita berdoa agar Allah melindungi negara Malaysia tanah air kita ini dan juga negara negara Islam yang lain..

"Segala puji bagi Allah yang menyelamatkan aku dari apa yang ia memberi percubaan dengan sesuatu dan ia mengutamakan aku dari banyaknya makhluk"

Khas Untuk Mamu.. Kata Terdesak???

2009-09-02T01:31:00.006+08:00

Assalamualaikum..
Mamu aku post ni khas untuk hang...
dengaq kata ang dah terdesak sangat!!!
hahahah!!! jangan marah!!!!
tak dak la.. kurang2 aku post ni
bleh sama2 share... benda baik x leh simpan sorang2..

[1]
Surah Toha ayat 131 dan 132
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Ertinya:Jangan lah pandangan mata kamu terpesona melihat perhiasan kehidupan (yang Kami beri kepada orang2 kafir) yang menjadi ujian padanya. Dan rezeki kurniaan daripada tuhanmu (Allah) itulah lebih baik dan kekal(balasan Syurga). Dan suruhlah /arahkan ahlimu (keluarga dan anak2 serta org terdekat) mengerjakan solat, dan bersabarlah kamu atas perkara itu. Tidak lah Kami minta rezeki dari mu, tetapi Kamilah (Allah) yang mengurniakan rezeqi kepadamu dan 'akibat kesudahan baik itu adalah bagi mereka yang bertaqwa.

[2]
Surah Al-Furqan ayat 74
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Ertinya:Dan orang orang yang berkata: "Ya Tuhan kami, anugrahkanlah kepada kami isteri-isteri kami dan keturunan kami sebagai penyenang hati (kami), dan jadikanlah kami imam bagi orang-orang yang bertakwa.

[3]
Surah Al-Anbiya' ayat 89
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Ertinya:Dan (ingatlah kisah) Zakariya, tatkala ia menyeru Tuhannya 'ya Tuhanku, janganlah Engkau membiarkan aku hidup seorang diri, dan Engkau adalah Waris Yang Paling Baik.

Amacam mamu ok?.. tapi banyak lagi ar sebenaqnya...
cuma aku lupa la.. aku cuba duk ingat ayat yang Ustaz Azham ngan Ustaz Subri sebut tu
tapi x ingat gak... lain kali la...
x kan dah terdesak sangat dah kot????
hehehhe.....
dah ar tu... tapi ni bukan untuk main2... share ni untuk sama2
beramal dan dapat manfaat.. bukan tujuannya disini untuk permainkan ayat Al-Quran..
gelak..gelak gak.. tapi ni benda betul2...
InsyaAllah...

Sekian...
Assalamualaikum...

Tazkirah Ramadan...

2009-08-31T23:57:00.004+08:00

Asslamualaikum..
Saja ja share jadual tazkirah Ramadan ni..
nak share ngan mamu a.k.a h!nc!k LaBu sebenarnya.. senang nak atur nak p terawih mana..
ada sesetengah pendapat kata... napa nak wat tazkirah.. awat x sembahyang 20 ja?
ermmm... bagi kami.. x kisah la cam na pun.. yang penting kita hidupkan malam malam
Ramadan kita.. kan baik kita dengar peringatan/nasihat selalu... iman kan ada pasang surutnya..
kalau selalu dengar tazkirah.. bleh la 'top up' iman sket...
beringat ingat untuk diri....

Sapa2 nak p dengar bleh la aku tumpang pahala sket sebab upload jadual ni..
bukan senang nak dapat pahala.. kadang-kadang benda yang kecil kita wat.. tapi pahalanya
besar.. cuma kita ja x perasan...tambah2 bulan Ramadan ni pahala berganda-ganda..
(Moga moga Allah terima..InsyaAllah)

Dunia ni senang untuk kita paham,tapi susah untuk dapat..
Akhirat memang susah untuk kita paham,tapi senang untuk dapat...

sama sama la kita renung.. diri ni pun bukan nya baik sangat... tapi...

"Demi Masa. Sesungguhnya manusia itu benar-benar berada dalam kerugian. Kecuali orang-orang yang beriman dan mengerjakan amal soleh dan nasihat menasihati supaya mentaati kebenaran, dan nasihat-menasihati supaya menetapi kesabaran"

ok la.. sembang banyak pun x guna... jadual kat bawah ni antara masjid dan surau yang
memang jadi favourite aku ngan mamu a.k.a h!nc!k LaBu selalu p.. kalau nak join..
jom ar...

Klik gambaq jadual tu untuk nak clear lagik:
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Masjid Batu

Masjid Permatang Janggus

Surau At-Taqwa Sembilang PantaiSedar x sedar 10 hari berlalu Ramadan.. dah lepas fasa pertama sebagaimana yang Nabi Muhammad S.A.W bersabda.. awal - awal ramadan itu adalah fasa rahmat..
moga moga kita tergolong dalam golongan yang mendapat Rahmat..

Sekarang kita dah berada dalam fasa kedua.. iaitu fasa makrifah.. fasa mendapat keampunan Allah... moga moga kita semua mendapat keampunan Allah..

"Ya Allah ampunilah dosa dosa hambaMu yang banyak ini, dan terimalah amal
hambaMu yang sedikit ini"

Asaslamualaikum...

Mystery Qari at Zaytuna Burdah Night!!

2009-08-25T02:30:00.007+08:00

Assalamulaikum..
Some time ago,
i have watching a beautiful YouTube video of a night at Zaytuna featuring one of the loveliest Qur'an recitations I have ever heard in my whole life. The Mystery Qari seen in the famous Burdah Night at Zaytuna Institute video is Shaykh Murtada Bakour from Syiria .
Shaykh Murtada doesnt have official recordings (like Said Al- Ghamidi or Abu Bakr Ash Shatri)...I searched and searched and 'googled'.. his full Qur'an recitations but nothing turned up..

Untill now, i always trying to find any info about him..
I was reading through a web forum and from what i got.. he is now at Al-Noor Masjid Sharjah Corniche in UAE and tonight i got more video of his Qur'an recitations. Just wanna shared it here..

and more:

Al-Noor Masjid Taraweeh Part1
Al Noor Masjid Taraweeh - Du'a Qunut Part2

His Voice is truly amazing!
Can't say enough about Shaykh Murtada may Allah bless him and all of you brothers and sisters.

Assalamulaikum..

Alhamdulillah..passed 1st day..

2009-08-23T03:38:00.006+08:00

Ramadhan Karim to all muslim...
Alhamdulillah we have passed 1st day of Ramadhan this year..

Just as a reminder...

The Prophet (peace be upon him) said:
"Whoever prays qiyam (i.e. Taraweeh) with the imam until he finishes,it will be
recorded as if he spent the whole night in prayer"
(Tirmidhi)

Observe the Taraweeh prayers in the Mosque during Ramadhan
as this practice was established during the lifetime ofProphet Muhammad (peace be upon him)
and is a part of the sunnah. It is acceptable to pray at home,
but praying in congregation is much better!

5-0.. Back on track!!

2009-08-23T02:24:00.015+08:00

The Champion is BACK!! on track

Rooney made the breakthrough in the 56th minute and got his second nine minutes later!
Dimitar Berbatov found the target in the 58th minute!
Owen made it 4-0 to United with his first goal for the club, a cool finish into the corner in the 85th minute!
Nani had the final word with a superb free-kick in stoppage time from 25 yards!

Guaranteed will not be rejected!!!

2009-08-22T15:32:00.003+08:00

The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said:
Three people's supplication will not be rejected;
a just ruler, a fasting person until he breaks his fast,
and an oppressed person

Also, prior to breaking your fast, you should also make Dua,
because this is a time where your Dua is guaranteed to be answered

so..
by all means, take advantage of ALLAH's generosity and mercy!!
Also it is recommended to say upon breaking the fast:

" The thirst has gone and the veins a quenched,
and reward is confirmed, if ALLAH wills"

Aku Nak kutuk dan Maki Orang Ni !!!!

2009-08-22T15:20:00.003+08:00

Aku x kira... Har..........

Opsss lupa posa...
x jadik ar...
tumpang lalu ek...
Assalamulaikum....

Aku Dah Tau!!!! Sebab Musabab Kekalahan...

2009-08-21T13:09:00.009+08:00

Aku punya la duk kaji.. napa la Man Utd leh kalah ngan Burnley.. Abih kitab aku buka..kitab ilmu hisab.. kitab tajul muluk.. kitab kamasutra pun bukak gak.. semalaman aku membuat research... buat calculation pengamiran.. laplace transform.. akhirnya!!!..

AKU DAH TAU!!!!
Sebabnya.. dah dekat Ramadhan... setan kepanasan.. jadi x keruan.. ikut graf halaju lawan masa.. memang selari la form Man Utd ngan setan!!!!

OPPPSSSS!!!!!
mana leh pangkah!!!
ni setan baik....

ni baru betul!!!!
ONCE MAN UNITED ALWAYS MAN UNITED!!!
Hahahah!!!!!
Saja tensen aku ngan Man U ni....

Esok confirm x leh!!

2009-08-21T12:00:00.014+08:00

Ini betui2.. bukan cobaan.. confirm menatang alah ni semua x leh di siang ari esok..
CONFIRM!!!

dan....

Dan semestinya mamat sekoq ni x dak....

ok.. Bye.. saja aku x tau nak wat apa!!!!!

Dengan ini.. Diumumkan...

2009-08-21T02:12:00.001+08:00

Puasa!!!!!!! Jangan tak puasa..

Oh no.. Burnley????

2009-08-21T01:24:00.002+08:00

Man Utd loss to Burnley 1-0..
what happened???

Robie Blake make a stunning volley.. What a great goal!!!
Burnley goalkeeper Brian Jensen denied Micheal Carrick Penalty!!!
Micheal Owen?.. nothing to say rite now...

C'mmon Man Utd!!!

Lagu2 ni kembali kedengaran di telingaku...

2009-08-20T02:07:00.002+08:00

2 lagu yang menambah lagi ketaksabaran aku menanti ramadhan.. aku suka sangat dengaq lagu nyanyian Allahyarham ust. asri (Rabbani) ni bila nak mai bulan posa.. terkejut jugak ari tu bila dengar berita ust Asri dah meninggal dunia.. baru aku duk nyanyi2 lagu Ahlan Wa Sahlan Ya Ramadhan nyanyian Rabbani sebelum tu... apapun semoga roh beliau ditempatkan di kalangan roh-roh orang beriman.. AL-FATIHAH...

Lagu kedua.. lagu Man Bai ngan Raihan.. "Harapan Ramadhan" lagu ni wat aku sayu sangat.. bila ramadhan memang syok sangat.. pasai apa la bila bulan posa senang sangat nak p semayang kat masjid.. tapi bila dah masuk syawal... lingkup.. liat nak semayang jemaah kat masjid... (setan kena tambat ar tu.. tu yg senang..)

ni aku share video 2 lagu ni dari youtube:

Ahlan Wa Sahlan Ya Ramadhan

2009-08-20T01:57:00.003+08:00

Assalmualaikum...

x berapa ari lagi.. ramadhan kembali.. sayu + seronok pun ada... teringat ramadhan2 yang lepas..p terawih.. dengar tazkirah.. dan semestinya posa la...opsss.. lupa MORE... hehehhe... harap terawih tahun ni dapat buat penuh.. rasa rugi kalau tinggal sehari pun... posa pun arap penuh ar.. heehe...

Harap-harap kawan2 semua dapat menjalani ibadah posa dengan sebaik mungkin..
Harap-harap semua dapat buat terwih penuh tahun ni.. tahun depan x tau sempat ka tak jumpa ramadhan.. tahun ni pun belum tentu lagi ni.. :)
ok ar sekian...

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT RAMADHAN !!!

Bulan Posa nanti x bleh kutuk orang dah!!!

2009-08-20T01:18:00.008+08:00

Erkk.. 2 hari lagi dah start bulan ramadhan.. x bleh nak kutuk mengutuk.. sebulan nak kena posa kutuk orang.. ishish.. x leh idup aku kalau sehari x pedaje mamu.. ermmm.. sementara aku masih berkesempatan untuk pedaje mamu.. disini aku nak pekena dia kaw..kaw.. nya... heheheh..

SORRY!!!!

Harap maap mamu.. sebelum ang pedaje aku.. lebih baik aku pedaje ang dulu.. nanti hari raya aku p umah ang minta maap.. kalau x sempat ang maapkan lah aku siap2.. hehe... ang memang silap ar bagi gambaq ang kat aku... so.. memang sua kepala nak suruh aku pancung ar... hahah!!!

WANTED 5,000,000

Kesalahan: curik helmet kat tempat kerja (tapi dah pulang balik.. konon pinjam ar tu)
Tempat akhir dikesan: Hidayah Bandar Sunway tengah minum air 3 Layer
Aktiviti harian: Main Facebook ngan ym kat tempat keja (Makan Gaji Buta.. haram wei.. bulan posa nanti toksah wat cam ni dah...)

Ok.. setakat ni saja.. seb baik aku x install lagi Adobe photoshop kat laptop aku.. ni pun aku main hentam pakai paint ja.. kalau x.. memang menangis ar ang...

Sekian, aku menyusun 20 jari mohon maap.. hehehe... pas ni bulan posa.. ang jangan duk ajak aku pedaje member2 dah... bulan ramadhan kita stop sat... malam kita p dengaq tazkirah sama2.. selamat menyambut ramadhan yang mulia dari aku yang selalu menyemak dalam setiap hari2 mu...

Asslamualaikum...

Sorry!! Apa Neraka?!!!

2009-08-16T03:41:00.003+08:00

ishish... lama x update blog aku.. aku telah memalaskan diriku sekian lama.. asyik bukak blog ja.. ngantuk.. bukak blog ja tetamu x diundang mai umah.. terasa blog aku ini aku terus menerus menjadi seperti katak dibawah besen plastik buat beberapa ketika lagik.. cemuih aku tengok menatang kamjat nih.. dah la Tok Mat(TM) potong line streamyx aku.. sukasuki mak bapak dia ja kata aku hutang sampai 700 hinggit..

bila masa?!!!!
kaliham betui...
aku jujur ja
aku bayaq la....

dah!!! sudah!!! cukup!!! aku dah penat jumpa makcik2 ngan pakcik2 kat TM tu.. aku tau depa pun malaih nak tengok muka aku... otakong btui!!!... akhirnya bersambung la jugak line streamyx ngan modemKU... agh lega... cam baru dapat bini lak!!!!

tau la apa aku nak wat!!!!
Hahahahahahah...

"Apa Neraka yang sedang aku katakan"
What The Hell!!!

TIDAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

Man Utd:Second Malaysia match confirmed

2009-07-19T03:33:00.002+08:00

The club have confirmed they will play a second game against a Malaysian XI on Monday evening (20 July) in Kuala Lumpur following the cancellation of their visit to Indonesia.

The Reds had been due to fly to Jakarta on Saturday evening after the opening tour game, but Friday's terrorist attacks in Indonesia prompted a change of plan.

Julian Kam, CEO of ProEvents, the tour organisers, revealed further details on United's second match in Malaysia at Saturday's post-match press conference.

"The game will take place on Monday 20 July at 20:45 local time [13:45 BST] again at the Bukit Jalil Stadium. Looking at the tremendous reception the team have received in Malaysia, and the capacity crowd on Saturday evening, we believe many fans will be eager to watch the team play again. A second match will give fans who missed out first time around another chance to watch the players in action, and those who would like to watch them again can also do so.

Malaysia XI Vs Man Utd..3-2

2009-07-19T03:23:00.002+08:00

Congratulation to Malaysia team.. at least we score for this time.. a long time waiting to watch malaysia score against a big team...

Heard about 2nd match will rearrange between Malaysia XI with Man Utd
Hope Malaysia will show us a fascinating match on 2nd match..
Come on Malaysia.. and.. Please Man Utd.. Do something.. what will happen to Man Utd in
EPL next season....

Ijtimak Dunia 2009-Nilai,N.Sembilan ,Malaysia

2009-07-16T11:15:00.009+08:00

Assalamualaikum..

Lama aku x posting.. banyak sangat kerja dalam bulan nih.. dah 2 kali aku p KL. kalau x hujung minggu ni lagik skali. Seb baik tiket tengok Man Utd Vs Malaysia aku x sempat nak beli. Lama x posting x tau nak tulih apa dah.

Hari ini cuma nak share gambar Ijtimak Dunia 2009 yang aku p baru nih. Thanks to Cosa Photography (Saudara Rizal) sebab gambar kat bawah ni dari blog EkspresiJiw aku aku cilok dari blog dia. Untuk tengok banyak gambar lagi boleh lawat blog EkspresiJiwa ku

Owen: Reds can reignite my career... Interview

2009-07-06T13:47:00.003+08:00

Here's a transcript of Michael Owen's exclusive interview with MUTV's Mandy Henry...

How does it feel to have signed for Manchester United?

It feels great. I never even had it in my wildest dreams really but then I got the call from the manager to come and meet him. It was a shock but I’m obviously really happy and things have moved quickly since then.

Players probably don’t need much persuasion to move to a club like United but what did the manager have to say to you?

We just discussed football really and the pros and cons of signing myself. Thankfully there were more pros than cons. So we talked about football and left David Gill and my agent to talk about the rest. From my point of view, I just wanted to talk about football. Then it was a case of show me the paperwork and where I have to sign. I’m delighted to have signed.

I presume at the end of last season you didn’t think you’d be playing for Manchester United this season?

Benarkah Iskandar Bukan Zulqarnain...

2009-07-06T12:56:00.005+08:00

Hari ni aku nak tambah 1 kategori lagik dalam posting aku.. Books.. nak share buku2 yang aku baru abih baca.. last week aku dah abih baca buku Benarkah Iskandar Bukan Zulqarnain.. bagi aku penulis buku ni tulis buku ni dengan baik skali..perfecto!!! sebabnya.. buku ni x la tebal sangat.. tp crita dia mmg bagi aku agak lengkap.. ringkas tapi padat.. cerita dia detail tapi dh diringkaskan.. walaupun motif utama buku nih nak crita pasai Siapa sebenarnya Zulqarnain iaitu lelaki misteri yang disebut dalam Surah Al-Kahfi.. tapi penulis x go straight to plot crita sebenarnya... dia amik dari mula.. dia crita dulu tentang 4 Raja yang menguasai dunia.. tp sebelum dia crita pasai 4 raja.. dia kena crita tentang kisah nabi2... so.. bagi aku gaya penerangan dia mmg best...BEST!!!!!

Buku ni ditulis sempena dokumentari 'Alexander Bukan Zulqarnain' yg dah tayang pun dalam Astro.. aku terlepas.. x sempat nak tengok.. x pa la.. maybe pas nih ada ulangan... apa pun harap Afareez (penulis) dapat tulis buku psai sejarah nabi2 plak pas nih... kasi detail sket.. Bak kata penulis dalam buku nih.. "Mengapa kita perlu mengkaji sejarah? Sejarah membentuk masa kini, maka sekiranya kita salah memahami sejarah lampau, besar kemungkinan kita salah faham menegenai masa kini kita sendiri"

aku x mo crita banyak..so.. apa lagik p ar beli.. baca sendiri.. nnt bleh share crita sama2...

Benarkah Iskandar Bukan Zulkarnain

Pengarang : Afareez Abdul Razak Al-Hafiz
Penerbit : PTS Millennia Sdn. Bhd.
Harga : RM 17.50
978-983-3604-07-4;
Jumlah Muka Surat : 224 halaman

Argh.. Transformers Lagik.. TGV kali nih..

2009-07-06T12:28:00.007+08:00

Sabtu ari tu p KLCC ngan jie sepupu aku.. p ARCHIDEX 09.. layan gak exhibition tu.. abih dalam kul 7.. so.. jie ajak aku layan Transformers.. oh no... kalau aku tengok gak ari nih.. dah 3 kali.. tp jie duk perangat aku.. TGV lain la apa la.. so aku pun terjebak la buat kali ke3... tp kali ni mmg best.. masuk2 ja panggung. aku terus... TIDOQ.... hahahahah.... dah dekat tengah crita baru aku terjaga... heheh...

Aku ada beli tumb drive ni sebelum masuk.. cantik kannnn... aku amik decepticon jie amik autobot... capacity 2 GB..

Footballers Backing Hooligans..

2009-07-01T15:46:00.004+08:00

Karimi, Mahdavikia, and Hashemian were past their prime and would probably get kicked off the team before the next Asian cup anyway. And Kabi is just a dirty player who became famous for kicking Figo in the face.Their gesture attracted worldwide comment and drew the attention of football fans to Iran's political turmoil. Now the country's authorities have taken revenge by imposing life bans on players who sported green wristbands in a recent World Cup match in protest against Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's disputed re-election.

According to the pro-government newspaper Iran, four players " Ali Karimi, 31, Mehdi Mahdavikia, 32, Hosein Ka'abi, 24 and Vahid Hashemian, 32 “ have been "retired" from the sport after their gesture in last Wednesday's match against South Korea in Seoul.

They were among six players who took to the field wearing wristbands in the colour of the defeated opposition candidate Mir Hossein Mousavi, which has been adopted by demonstrators who believe the 12 June election was stolen.

United Sign Valencia.. Welcome Antonio Valencia!!!

2009-07-01T15:26:00.003+08:00

Manchester United is delighted to announce it has completed the signing of Antonio Valencia from Wigan Athletic on a four-year contract for an undisclosed fee.

The 23-year-old Ecuador international has played 34 times for his country, scoring four goals.

Sir Alex Ferguson said: “Antonio is a player we have admired for some time now, having spent the last two years in the Premier League with Wigan. I am sure his pace and ability will make a significant contribution to the team.”

Antonio Valencia said: “Joining Manchester United is a dream come true for me. I have enjoyed my time at Wigan, but I am thrilled to have the chance to challenge for the biggest honours in club football here.

“Playing in front of 76,000 fans alongside players like Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand and Ryan Giggs will be an amazing experience. I can’t wait to get started.”

United's new home kit for the 2009/10 campaign

2009-06-28T15:19:00.005+08:00

United's new home kit for the 2009/10 campaign has been officially unveiled and you can now see it in all its glory in our special gallery on ManUtd.com.

The red kit, which can be pre odered online now, celebrates 100 years of Old Trafford with a large chevron across the chest, reflecting the design of the shirts worn by United when the stadium first opened during the 1909/10 season.

The back of the shirt has an engineered mesh, which is a series of small chevrons, a performance feature to offer the players even greater ventilation during games. Inside the black round-neck collar is a high quality woven label in red, white and black, while engineered into the side seam is a small label that reads ‘The Theatre of Dreams Since 1910.’

The shirt is made from Nike Dri-Fit fabric, which keeps the players drier, cooler and lighter by drawing sweat from the body to the fabric’s surface, while it’s three-dimensional construction gives more air space around the skin to reduce clinging.

The white shorts have a red stripe along the side, a red devil graphic on the back of the waist band, while the draw cords feature 'MUFC' on the tips. The black socks have a red chevron on the calf.

The players will don the kit for the first time during their pre-season tour of Asia next month. The squad fly out to the Far East on 16 July - the day the kit goes on sale and on which pre-orders will be delivered.

Mind Your Language..oldies sitcom

2009-06-28T14:53:00.003+08:00

Aritu masa duk kodek2 youtube jumpa fav. tv sitcom aku dulu.. lama dah aku x layan crita nih.. jumpa ja channel ni truih aku subscribe. Tajuk oldies sitcom nih Mind Your Language.. crita pasai foreigner kat UK study English.. Cikgu english tu nama dia Mr Brown.. Banyak student ar.. ada india, pakistan, spain, jepun,italy... paling aku suka skali watak mamat mafia italy bangang Max ngan Giovanni.. satu lagik aku suka Ali Nadim.. macam bahasa kluar bila depa cakap english... pening Mr Brown..

Bangun ja pagi td teruih aku duk mencangak layan episod 1 sampai 4.. sat aku nak sambung balik.. anyway.. thanks to hus0503NEW coz upload this oldies sitcom .

Masuk kali ke-2.. ada sapa2 nak ajak utk kali ke3

2009-06-27T05:03:00.004+08:00

Macam aku cakap aritu.. aku x pueh ati layan transformers ari tu sebab duk seat depan.. so.. ari ni aku p 4 da 2nd time.. nak tengok kul 9.. tp seat depan ja tggl..oh no... x mo.. buang duit aku ja.. so terpaksa tgk midnite.. seat pun dh hampir full... so.. disebabkn nak tgk gak aku ngan ali terpaksa duk asing2 ar.. asalkan duk kat blakang.. seat aku ari nih pun J gak tp.. kt tengah kali nih sebab pggung besaq.. x cam aritu.. J baris 3 dr depan.. hmm.. ari aku pueh ati.. tp.. kalau ada sapa2 ajak p layan skali lagik.. x dak hal.. aku sentiasa bersedia utk kali ke3.. sbabkan aku mmg admire ngan bnda robot kejadah suma nih.. tgk dia trnsform jerk cam nak trkuaq bijik mata aku.. PAS NI AKU TNGGU ICE AGE. 3. FEVERET AKU...

Transformer Best!!...Action+Comedy...

2009-06-25T15:12:00.007+08:00

Semalam aku Ali, ubi ngan lokman layan transformers kat GSC.. tempah dari minggu lepas lagik.. memang layan abih ar cita nih.. ngan action dia.. dengan lawak lagik.. cam kamjat gila ah.. tengah duk series2 tetiba bleh buat lawak lagi.. siot jerk.. yang best skali bleh kata smua2 jenis robot ar kuar.. haaaaaaa.... ni aku nak spoiler sket.. agak tensen gak mula2 bila tgk Optimus mati.. tapi sblum dia mati.. dia punya fighting ngan geng2 Decepticon mmg bagi aku part paling best dalam movie nih... tapi.. x pa la.. angpa p layan sendirik ar tengok.. apa jdik Optimus pastu.. relax ar.. jangan nangis lak.. Optimus hero Autobot ar.. p tengok sampai abih dulu...

Paling lawak movie nih bagi aku Agent Simmons ar.. i'm 1/36 Arab,i'm under the enemy scrotum la.. dah la muka cam Ali.. HAHAHha... part Captain Lennox nak suh mamat suruhan presiden yang kerek tu terjun kapal terbang... pastu part Bumble Bee menangis... banyak lagik ar... memang crita ni leh kata funny gila ar...

apa pun memang x puas.. sebab seat 3 baris dari depan cam cilanat.. sakit kepala aku melangut...pas ni nak p tengok lagik... aku x kira... apa nak jadik pun jadik ar..

Kenduri Fizan.. Pastu Mendolororiankan diri di rumah Fyzah Um..

2009-06-20T22:36:00.007+08:00

Ari ni aku p kenduri bdak sekolah teknik dulu... ramai gak la mmber turun.. tapi x semeriah kenduri Am ari tu.. apa2 pun best gak ar.. ajib,aza,apie,wan zin,mamu,haq,karpet.. n fyza n geng perempuannya p td.... abih ja makan kenduri ingat nak shoot teruih p tengok bad xcident.. tp terjebak kat umah Fyzah Um plak.. mendoloriankan diri ditengah panas terik sambil menyambut besday bestfren aku.. Mamu In Black..Hahahha... pas makan dolorian.. kami shoot p tengok bad kat umah dia... bawak bekal dolorian bagi kat bad orang asli tu.. Najib The Ciput and Mamu The Kaliham Mengopek Dolorian

Ber Barbeque di tepi tingkap...

2009-06-15T18:34:00.004+08:00

Ali baru beli benda alah nih.. so.. kami menge'test' panggang daging kat tepi tingkap umah... memang best... tapi yang x best nya.. benda alah nih.. 2000 watt.. bayangkan bil letrik yang akan sampai nanti..dah la tiap2 ari guna.. jahanam.. menangis ar.. dengan streamyx lagi..

RM129,800,000 ada duit ka? x dak kalu jgn duk brangan

2009-06-15T18:07:00.012+08:00

Saja p layan tengok caldina ZT ngan mamu n ali... survey harga la konon.. sebenarnya saja jalan2 kat Auto City Juru. Nak p makan KFC.. tetiba ada auto show.. saja duk sebut2 caldina.. tgk2 ada.. aku memang admire gila kat lampu belakang caldina.. ganas siot... macam mata setan!!! hahaha...hmm bleh tahan gak harga.. kira separa mewah.. bila bleh beli nih... saja belek2 berangan 2/3 minit.. snap gambaq.. pastu mamu kamjat buat iklan caldina macam siee nih.. layan ar.. New Caldina ZT Commercial------------->

Sporting Swap?.. Welcome Joao Moutinho!!..

2009-06-12T02:52:00.006+08:00

Sporting Lisbon have initiated talks with Manchester United about re-signing Nani on an extended loan spell or arranging a player-plus-cash exchange involving their captain, the attacking midfielder Joao Moutinho. A delegation led by the Sporting vice-president, Ribeiro Teles, is understood to have visited Manchester on Tuesday, hoping to capitalise on a disappointing season for Nani in which he started only seven Premier League games. However, the 22-year-old favours a move to Italy and has expressed misgivings about returning to the club that sold him for around £16m two years ago. A straight cash deal has been ruled out because of Sporting's financial restraints.

I think this will be a great swap for Man Utd (if really happen). Joao Moutinho is a great player, he can replace Ronaldo position... I think Sir Fergie should let that damn Ronaldo leave.. Get out from OT bro.. Hahaha!!

Shaykh Hamza Yusuf..One of my favourite speaker..

2009-06-12T02:19:00.006+08:00

Shaykh Hamza yusuf is a founder Zaytuna Institute which has established an international reputation for presenting a classical picture of Islam in the West and which is dedicated to the revival of traditional study methods and the sciences of Islam. I really like to watch his speech about islam..The way his speech remind me to Denzel Washington in Malcolm X Movie.. one of my fav. movie..

He was born in Washington State and raised in Northern California. In 1977, he became Muslim and subsequently traveled to the Muslim world and studied for ten years in the U. A. E., Saudi Arabia, as well as North and West Africa. He received teaching licenses in various Islamic subjects from several well-known scholars in various countries. After ten years of studies abroad, he returned to the USA and took degrees in Religious Studies and Health Care. He has traveled all over the world giving talks on Islam. Shaykh Hamza is the first American lecturer to teach in Morocco's prestigious and oldest University, the Karaouine in Fes. In addition, he has translated into modern English several classical Arabic traditional texts and poems. Shaykh Hamza currently resides in Northern California with his wife and five children.

Think bro!! how big challenge that he need to go through in his da'wah in US.. not like us in Malaysia.. we're in a muslim's country.. and think guys.. how big his 'pahala'.. Think about him remind me to one of Nada Murni song that i always heard in my childhood time. I not so remebered it lyrics..

Berjuang memang pahit,
Kelana Syurga itu manis,
bukan sedikit mahar yang perlu dibayar,
bukan sedikit pedih yang ditagih,

Berjuang ertinya terkorban,
rela terhina kerna kebenaran..
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Sorry i'm not remembered the whole lyric but it almost like that.. below is two of Hamza yusuf speech videos from YouTube:

Teka Teki Bangang- Sempena Birthday Bang Chik Aku...

2009-06-10T01:42:00.001+08:00

Sempena birthday abang aku, Abang Chik semalam.. aku, Bang Chik, Ali ngan Ubi p makan char kuew teaw.. bag chik belanja.. tengah ralit duk makan.. bang chik bagi teka-teki.. pastu layan ar.. bersambung2 kami duk bagi teka teki.. sampai nak pecah perut kami gelak.. sampai balik rumah pun kami duk layan teka teki bangang ni.. antaranya:

Binatang apa jalan dengan gigi?
- Bintang yang bangang

Hitam dan berpeluh..Apa dia?
-Semut hitam tengah berjogging

Masuk tegak, Keluar Merekok?
-Jari kelinking korek hidung

3 kepala, 6 mata, 8 kaki. Apakah bendanya tu?
-Koboi naik kuda bawak ayam.

Dalam banyak2 kera, kera apa yang pandai menaip?
-Kerani

4 orang awek cun berpayung dengan satu payung tapi pasai apa tak basah langsung??
-Sebab tak hujan

Waktu bila jam anda berada pada pukul 13?
- Waktu untuk baiki jam

Bila turun lambat, tapi bila naik cepat. Apa dia?
- Hingus

Mempunyai 8 kaki dan boleh terbang?
- 4 ekor burung

Pemburu tembak seekor burung..x kena.. tapi kenapa burung jatuh?
-Burung tu tutup telinga ngan sayap dia

Apakah persamaan antara gajah dan tiang elektrik?
- Kedua-dua tak boleh terbang

Kenapa anak babi jalan tunduk?
- Kerana malu ibunya seekor babi

Kenapa anak kancil kalau jalan, melompat-lompat?
- Kerana ibunya bukan seekor babi

Kenapa Superman tak kahwin dengan wonderwoman?
- Sebab bukan jodoh

Besar, putih, bersayap, serta masin. Apakah itu?
- Kapal terbang jatuh dalam laut

Pohon apa paling banyak di hari lebaran?
- Pohon maaf zahir dan batin

Aku ada 5 biji epal, hang minta 1, berapa yang tinggal?
- Tinggal 5 sebab aku tak bagi kat ang

Ada tak betik yang bahaya kalau di makan?
- Ada, kalau di makan di tengah-tengah jalan

Apa binatang, badan kecik macam semut tapi mata besar "bulb" mentol
-Semut yang matanya bengkak

Kucing apa ada tiga kaki?
- Kucing cacat

Kenapa kucing tak boleh terbang?
- Ada ka kucing boleh terbang?

Kuih apa kita tak makan kat tengah?
- Donut

Kuih apa pembalut kat dalam
-Kuih tersalah buat

Dia berdiri, tetapi dia kata dia sedang duduk. Siapakah dia?
- Dia penipu

Kuda apa, kita tak nampak dia, tetapi dia nampak kita.
- Kuda menyorok

Gajah terbang dengan apa?
-Dengan susah payah

Pensel apa yang boleh di makan?
-Mana ada

Benda apa masa kecik hitam bila besar putih
-Micheal Jackson

2 darab 2 jadi 4. 4 tolak 1 jadi 3. Jika seminggu ada 7 hari, siapakah bapa Aminah?
-Seorang lelaki

Sekian... Happy Birthday Bang Chik...!!!

Phone Booth.. masuk kali ke berapa ntah aku layan cita nih!!

2009-06-08T01:52:00.009+08:00

Movie nih antara feveret aku ar.. masuk yg aku layan malam nih.. kira dah kali ke berapa ntah aku tengok.. cita nih bagi aku best sangat sebab simple.. pengarah dia memang pandai.. produser dia lagi pandai ar.. x payah nak kuar kan budjet banyak2.. cita dia kat pondok tepon tu jerk.. x yah susah2 nak p buat scene kat switzeland ka.. apa ka.. x yah duk susah2 buang duit semata2 nak nyanyi satu lagu.. macam cita hindustan pastu nak kena p buang duit buat kat swiss la apa la.. yang penting nya moral.. apa yang penonton dapat.. aku pun x paham pasai apa filem malaysia x macam nih.. sket2 kita kalau nak buat filem cam hollywood nak kena budjet banyak.. p ra mabuk.. tengok filem nih.. x yah budjet banyak pun... see.. see... kat pondok tepon tu pun leh jadi crita... walaupun banyak cakap filem nih.. tapi x kan mengantuk punya la.. every line yang dia sebut.. mesti kita x mo lepas punya.. fokus jerk...

Cerita bermula bila Stu (Collin Farrel) terperangkap kat dalam satu pondok tepon kat bandar New York lepas dia call skandal dia Pam.. Tiap2 hari dia tepon Pam kat pondok tepon tu.. lepas dia letak ja tepon tu.. tepon tu berdering RING!!! RING!!! hehehhe...

The unseen sniper tepon dia.. mamat sniper ni dah lama usha dia.. so.. mamat ni macam dalam crita SEVEN gak ar.. dia x mo orang buat dosa la konon.. nak bagi pengajaran kat Stu ni..
Stu x leh letak tepon.. kalau dia letak gak.. dia kena tembak... so dipendekkan crita dia punya push mamat Stu ni sampai dia confess kat bini dia depan orang ramai pasai scandal dia ngan pam.. best ... memang best..

Memandangkan crita banyak cakap.. so banyak quote dari filem ni yang duk bermain dalam otak aku...

Yang ni antara quote mamat kamjat sniper tu cakap yang aku suka!!
Mamat Sniper : If you have to ask, you're not ready to know yet.
Mamat Sniper : Come on, Stu! Don't you get the game yet?
Mamat Sniper : Wait till it goes national. ABC, CBS, CNN, UPN, you're gonna have the whole alphabet.
Mamat Sniper : Stu, if you hang up, I will kill you.

Yang ni antara quote Stu cakap yang aku suka!!
Stu: I never did anything for someone who couldn't do something for me.
Stu: The first step to being noticed is being mentioned.
Stu: My two-thousand dollar watch is a fake, and so am I.

Yang ni antara conversation Stu ngan Mamat Sniper yang aku suka!
Mamat Sniper: You're in this position because you're not telling the truth.
Stu: No, I'm in this fucking position because YOU HAVE A GUN!
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Mamat Sniper: You'd shoot me if you had the chance, wouldn't you?
Stu: With a big fucking smile on my face.
Mamat Sniper: There's the spirit.
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Mamat Sniper: If this is true Stuart, then I have to take somebody with me don't I? And since Kelly is the most important thing in your life, I'll take her.
Stu: No, take me! Take me! I'm the one you want!
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Mamat Sniper: If only you had dealt with the man decently, this might not have been necessary.
Stu: I offered him money. I offered him my watch.
Mamat Sniper: But not your respect, which is what he really wanted. You were dismissive just as you were to the nice pizza guy. You are guilty of inhumanity to your fellow man.
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Stu: You shoot a gun here there'll be pandemonium, cops will be swarming all over the block
Mamat Sniper: Think so? Let's see. One... Two. That won't help you. Three!
[shoot toy robot tepi pondok fon - x sapa pun perasan]
Mamat Sniper: Oh Stu, look at everybody... Look at all the people yelling, Stu, here come the cops, sniper on the roof. Gunfire. Hit the deck. (Gila lawak ar.. dia perbodohkan stu)
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Mamat Sniper: What if I told you I was just above the theatre four floors up? See the pink curtains? There you go Stuart yes... Yoohoo... Yoohoo.
Stu: Why did you do that?
Mamat Sniper: Because it's fun!
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Stu: You can see me right now?
Mamat Sniper: Uh-huh.
Stu: What am I doing?
[Garu telinga dia]
Mamat Sniper: You're scratching your ear. Now you're brushing your hair back.
[Stu tunjuk jari fuck]
Mamat Sniper: That isn't very nice, Stu.
Stu: Did you call me Stu? Who's Stu? I don't know any Stu.
Mamat Sniper: Why, do you prefer Stuart?
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Yang ni antara conversation Stu ngan Mamat Pizza
Mamat Pizza: 'Scuse me. (Sambil ketuk pondok fon)
Stu: I'm try na make a call here.
Mamat Pizza: This is for you. Half pepperoni, Half mushroom, Extra crisp.
Stu: You ever heard of delivering a Pizza to a fucking Phone Booth? I don't think so.
Mamat Pizza: Gentleman occupying Phone Booth, 53rd between Broadway and 8th.(Sambil Baca alamat atas kotak pizza)
Stu: It's a mistake.
Mamat Pizza: What am I supposed to do with the pie? It's all paid for?
Stu: Homeless guy just ran the block, give him the Pizza and say 'You can turn away from it but you can't make it go away', how's that?
Mamat Pizza: But, they always... (Sambil Nak buka pintu pondok fon)
Stu: GET OFF THE FUCKING PIZZA ALRIGHT?
Mamat Pizza: That language is uncalled for.
Stu: Holy shit. I'm sorry. Please return to sender. FUCK OFF! Here you go, $5, eat the pizza yourself, you look like you could use a good meal.

Ni Yang masa dia bagitau Pam yang Stu ni penipu
Mamat Sniper : Well, there is someone I'd like you to call.
Stu: Name it.
Mamat Sniper : Try the number you dialed when you first got into the booth.
Stu: I don't know what you're talking about pal.
Mamat Sniper : No? Lucky you then, because I wrote it down. I can see every number you pressed. Let's see if Pam is still at work.
Stu: No!
Mamat Sniper : Then I guess I'll have to do it.
Stu: Look don't!
Mamat Sniper : Too late. It's already ringing. I'll put her on speaker so you can hear.
Stu: Yer fucking kiddin'!
Mamat Sniper : Stu, I never kid.
Pam: Hello
Mamat Sniper :Well, hello, Pam
Pam:Hi, who's this?
Mamat Sniper :It's a good friend of Stu's. And he hasn't got many
Pam:You know Stu?
Mamat Sniper :I know he lies.
Pam:Who is this?
Mamat Sniper :Don't worry about that.
Mamat Sniper :Stu's listening in. He can hear what we're saying about him. Pam, I'm afraid Stu hasn't been totally honest with you.
Pam:What do you mean?
Mamat Sniper :Stu has been lying to you.Pam,Think about it. Why would a guy with a cell phone.. call a women everyday from a phone booth.
Pam: He said it was quiet.
Mamat Sniper : Pam, that's just stupid.

Kelly=Home & Pam= Motel
Mamat Sniper: Stu, you didn't tell your wife the truth, you're cheating.
Stu: I'm not cheating on Kelly I never have!
Mamat Sniper: Oh then what do you call it?
Stu: Look, you're a guy sometimes you wanna know it's a possiblity alright? You know it's like having a beautiful home, but you still dream of that quick vacation down there, you know some nice hotel a great view I don't know maybe a pool. But it's a just a fantasy because you'll never really leave home! Do you hear what I'm saying?
Mamat Sniper: Hahaha!!! Kelly is a home and Pam is a motel. I'm sure they'll both appreciate that.
Stu: Oh fuck you!
Mamat Sniper: Hey, that kind of language is uncalled for.
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Mamat Sniper: Looks like someone watches the news
Stu: Who?
Mamat Sniper: Hahah!! The motel.

Ni Masa Stu x layan mamat sniper tu cakap
Mamat Sniper: Stu, don't do this. Please, come on. My sainted mother used to do this. She used to dish this out... Stu, please don't this. Stu, you're bringing back my unhappy childhood. Stu, talk to me, please! Talk to me! I can't take it Stu... Ahh!
[HAHAHA!! Gelak]
Mamat Sniper: I'm kidding. I had a very happy childhood.(gila psycho ar mamat nih)

Ni Masa dia suh Stu confess depan bini dia (Kelly)
Mamat Sniper: And I wanted to fuck her.
Stu: And I wanted to sleep with her.
Mamat Sniper: No, and I wanted to fuck her. Say it. SAY IT!
Stu: And I wanted to fuck her. I'm sorry.
Kelly: Whatever you did, I don't care.
Kelly: Please just... come out of the booth, OK?
Stu: That's all I did. That's all I did, I'm sorry.
Stu: Alright, I've done what you asked. That's it. I've had enough of this game.
Mamat Sniper: I haven't.
Stu: You said you'd let us go.
Mamat Sniper: I changed my mind.
Stu: You miserable fuck! You can't do this... you can't do this to me. I took all your shit... I did everything you fucking asked.
[HAHAH!! mamat sniper gelak]
Stu: Alright, you lied to me. I've had enough of this game. I've fucking had enough. You go fuck yourself. Later.

Sebenarnya memang banyak lagi... tapi x kan aku nak tulih semua.. tengok sendiri ar.. Quote ni semua aku amik kat file subtitle filem nih.. ada yang setengah sampai aku dah leh hafal sebab dah banyak kali layan movie nih.. saja nak share.. kalau nak tengok movie nih dowload la kat torrent x pun p cari kat kedai DVD beli sendiri.. dah aku dah ngantuk.. cau dulu..

Oh Ina!! I Love You!!!....

2009-06-07T00:51:00.009+08:00

This is one of my dream cars.. Caldina Gt-4 .. Actually, this is not the only one.. if not this damn Caldina maybe BMW 5 Series.. Haahahaa... Just a dream... nothin' wrong rite?.. wait..wait.. let me think..hmmm... if i cant get a Caldina.. Maybe BMW..or.. Lancer..or Evo 10.. Hahahah...

Toyota has produced many specs of Caldina actually.. can anybody help me which one is the best!! . What the differences between GT-4 standard and GT-4 N-Spec and also ZT... Hmmm... but my actual dream Caldina is GT-4 N-Spec with sun roof. hahah... ( Macam dah ada duit nak beli ja aku nih..) Oh!!! Caldina... Sounds like a girl name rite? I love you Caldina.. Were you married me!!....hahaha... you totally drive me crazy ina (Caldina)... hehehe...Yesterday... while drivin' my old skool Kancil.. i bumped into Caldina... She stop beside me at the traffic light.. damn it.. i've been waitin' for a long time to see Caldina on the road in Penang... i'm freezed there...i heard a jason mraz song...

They don't know how long it takes
Waiting for a love like this
Every time we say goodbye
I wish we had one more kiss
I'll wait for you I promise you, I will

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Lucky we're in love every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday

and then.. PONNNNNNNN... wei gila ka!!! its green already.. @#$@$%#%$%#%$#@$#.... Ci*** lu.. Cilaka...... Hahhahaha..... So.. i quickly 'ride' my Kancil back home.. open my lappy... Open a Google.. type Caldina+Price+Malaysia.. n.. hit search... and the price is around MYR 180-200k. Oh no.. my saving is around MYR180-200 only... so i decided to stop dreamin' i changed my cloth.. after that.. me and my Kancil take a bath together...hmmm... bila la bleh nak pakai Caldina ni....

Zafri Acrobatic Freestyle!!!.. Rindu nak kaco dia...

2009-06-07T00:19:00.006+08:00

Lama aku x kaco anak menakan aku sorang nih.. dah banyak hari dia p umah adik kak ipaq aku.. macam2 perangai dia.. tiap2 hari mai satu perangai.. aku selalu kaco dia.. bagi dia nangis.. hahha.. best ar.. tapi skang rindu ar.. bila dia nak balik.. nak gomoi dia.. baru setahun lebih.. gigi dah cebeh.. ganas tul bdak nih... hmmm.. banyak video dia aku record.. tapi ari nih aku nak upload aksi akrobatik dia.. hahah... zafri zafri... cerdik sungguh.. balik nanti pak su kaco lagik... hehehhe...

Kalu dia tak dak abah ngan mummy mesti x senang duk.. sunyi x dak sapa depa nak melayan.. ada dia memang happening ar umah aku.. asyik duk gelak ngan dia ja... aku pun sampai x bleh buat keja asyik duk kaco dia.. duk sja2 sat gi dia menari la.. ada saja keja.. paling sempoi sekali dia rajin 'mengemas' rumah la... hehehe.. rajin.. hahahah macam pak su dia... rasa nya esok dia balik... aku pun malam nih nak balik tidoq kat umah.. umah sewa pun x dak sapa.. ali the hidung n ubi the keledek balik kampung... boring duk sorang2.. nak balik umah 'jauh' sangat... hahhahaha... nanti aku post lagik video Harith Zafri ni... video dia makan ayam rangka sekoq... memang lawak+cute...Ok.. Stop dulu.. nak balik umah...

catch u later!!

Membuang Masa di sedim.. Bila nak buat lagi cam nih...

2009-06-06T22:26:00.016+08:00

Adoyai... letih2 bekerja.. teringin nak berkelah.. release tension.. bab nak meng'release' tension ni memang best kalau ada geng2 kaliham kelas kat teknik dulu.. ada poji kamjat.. mamu cipet.. apit kaliham.. topek.. paling best skali ada md arip.. ada bahan aku nak kutuk... tag team ngan poji syaiton tu pastu jadikan md arip the kunjut bahan kutukan.. memang best ar.. bleh terburai urat perut gelak... Sembang pasai berkelah ni.. aku ngan mamu da' black eye peas skrang duk plan nak wat sekali lagi cam aritu p berkelah kat sedim.. tapi biasa ar... sembang ngan mamu cam sembang ngan kayu arang.. duk nak buat.. x buat2 pun.. duit tengah duk ada nih.. sat poket kering dah x leh p dah...

Memang best sangat aritu p sedim.. main baling2 pasiaq.. paling siee poji ar.. baling x ingat.. attack kat muka.. ang tunggu... nanti p.. aku buh pasiaq dalam lubang pusat ang... mandi x la lama sangat ari tu.. tapi memang sejuk.. sampai putih kulit aku.. hahaha.. tapi yang aku musykil.. pasai mamu x putih2 gak... tapi apa pun best ar merapu ngan The Kamjat Gang ni.. p aritu pun x plan.. otak seminit.. kata nak p ja.. teruih lompat p... sampai sedim ja teruih lompat masuk dalam ayaq.. pastu teruih lompat masuk kereta balik...

Masa on the way balik singgah makan.. melantak x ingat dunia.. makan sedap gila.. lepas makan sampai la masa nak bayaq.. part ni yang malaih.. makan memang best.. bayaq nya... korek poket ar... pasni kalau nak p... masak sendiri bawak bekal.. haaaaa... melantak la puas2...

Kali ni kalau nak p nak plan bagi ramai sket.. ajak Ali the babun skali.. mail cipanzi...pastu apoi the boatman ka... ermmm... tapi susah skang nak kumpul kaliham suma ni... nak ajak sket punya susah.. mamu sibuk ngan mee goreng dia.. md arip dah jadi orang kl la.. dah lupa daratan.. poji cam biasa ar... sibuk duk cuci jamban umah dia.. apit duk kira rambut dia luruh banyak mana.. topek ngan dia punya keja ja... hmm... susah2.....

apa pun kita tunggu ar mamu
plan.. kita tengok mamak mee ni organize mcm mana... ok tak.. x pun organize tunggang langgang cam dia gak... poji x bleh harap.. dia x leh organize langsung.. mak dia suh beli kicap kat kedai pun duit dia bagi hilang.. kalau dia organize aku rela berkelah kat tepi sungai umah aku pun tak pa.. lagi best..

Dah ar.. setakat ni ja.. walaupun aku rasa belum puas kutuk mangkuk2 nih.. aku berhenti kat sini ja la...kalau nak kira puas kutuk cipet2 ni memang xkan puas punya... 18 hari 18 malam pun aku sanggup... aku simpan dulu kutukan bernas dari aku nih.. nanti aku keluarkan masa p sedim.. Sama2 kita tunggu mamu men in black organize... CEPAT SKET.. X SABAQ DAH NIH...

SEDIM!!!! WE'LL BACK...

Green la konon...

2009-06-05T04:14:00.007+08:00

Tadi aku ngan housemate ( Ali n Ubi) p expo.. depan umah jerk.. so jalan kaki ar.. ronda punya ronda.. try makanan free sampai sengkak perut aku... tetiba mai idea kaliham nak meng'green' kan rumah la konon.. singgah kat kedai orang jual pokok hidup.. banyak pokok ada.. orkid,pokok bonsai, pokok cabai ngan pokok rambutan pun ada.. so.. pilih punya pilih gua beli bonsai kecik jerk.. harga 8 hinggit.. Ali beli pokok apa kejadah ntah nama dia harga 10 hinggit.. tapi pasti dan pasti le bukan pokok rambutan.. kalau beli pokok rambutan nak tanam menatang tu kat mana.. umah tingkat 3.. nak cari kena maki ngan tuan tanah kedaun... Kat sebelah kiri tu gambaq pokok bonsai yang aku beli tadi.. pak cik yg jual pokok ni pesan kat aku.. "balik sat gi.. bawak keluaq dari pasu ni pastu buh dalam bekas besaq skit.. pastu campuq ngan habuk kayu+ sabut nyok.. nak bagi senang pengudaraan dia.. pastu pokok ni nak kena selalu siram.. pak cik pun sehari 3 kali siram dia.. pastu kalau nak p mana2 rendam dia dalam air.. pastu bla..bla.. bla.. ntah apa lagik ntah aku lupa dah".. tapi balik ja.. cam biasa la.. aku x buat pun.. nanti la buat... ermmm nanti tu bila la.. aku pun x tau.. ntah2 x buat pun.. kita tengok ja la nanti hidup ka x pokok nih...

Lepas beli kat pak cik tu.. kami jalan2 lagik.. jumpa lagi kedai pokok.. bincang2+ buat calculation.. x cukup... oksigen x mencukupi untuk kami.. sebab pokok yg kami beli tadi x cukup besaq.. kami nak udara yg lebih menyegarkan.. senang sket nak mai idea yang merapu nanti.. so.. beli 1 lagi.. kali ni besaq sket.. tapi macam biasa la.. x tau nama pokok ni.. main sapu ja.. lupa nak tanya nama.. pokok ni pun harga 10 ringgit gak.. melayang duit aku 18 hinggit tadi.. x pa.. nak green sangat kan.. hamik kau!!!.. Pastu kami balik rumah.. keja x buat malam ni.. nak buat keja konon.. asal nak p expo nak carik orang buang resdung.. last2 duit melayang.. resdung x buang.. keja pun x jalan... Balik ja kami dengan terhegeh2nya buh pokok tu kat tepi tingkap umah...Pokok belah kiri tu pokok Ali.. yang tergantung tu pokok yg akan menjadi sumber oksigen tambahan..

Hmmmm... Green la tu konon.. sama2 kita nantikan apa akan jadik kat pokok tu.. harap2 evergreen la no.......

Prison Break-Final Break

2009-06-05T03:12:00.005+08:00

After enjoy watching Prison Break Season 4 last episode (SO4E22).. My friend told me that Prison Break is not finished! The double episode ‘Season Finale’ is not the last episode. There is another double episode still to come. So after that.. quickly i search on the PirateBay the torrent file.. What a surprised.. That's rite, i found the Final Break there!!!. After waiting for a few days.. finally last nite i watched that double episode.. Final Break.. is it the ending that I'm waited for after 4 years? hmm.. what can i says.. at least no more prison break to disturbing my mind anymore.. every week just waiting for the torrent complete the newest series.. hahaha...

Maybe the reason why the writers did another double episode named ‘Prison Break - The Final Break’ is when the episode ends... 4 years in the future with the death of a major character ( Micheal Scofiled). But we have no idea how or why he died.

This is short review from that episode:

The story started off with Sara getting hauled off to prison after she was finally married to Michael. She was arrested for murdering Christina. At the female-penitentiary, we are greeted by new characters. A few of the characters resembled a female version of T-Bag, named “Daddy” and of course Bellick, back when he was the king of Fox River. We also learn that our old friend, Gretchen (Oh no.. she still alive.. damn you!! i totally believed that she already died in Miami) was sharing the same prison.Across the yard was the men’s side of the prison. In that side, T-Bag and General Cranst were currently residing in. Almost immediately they received word of Sara’s capture, and because the General was such a bitter old man, he put out a hit on Sara’s life. Apparently Gretchen was the General’s inside ‘man’ inside the other prison.

When Michael learned about the hit on his wife’s life, he decided he had no other choice, but to once again stage a break out. We started to see more of the side of Michael we knew in first season, the plotting side. He started going through newspaper clippings on the prison, and studied photographs. Though newspaper clippings can only get you so far, Michael had Lincoln and Sucre stake out the prison, and find out where all the security cameras were placed, to find a blind spot.

That’s where Mahone made his re-entrance. Apparently he was busy trying to get his old job back, but before they would allow that, he had to prove himself by spying on the brothers, which he told them about, to have them trust him while he really betrayed them. He went behind Michael and Lincoln’s back, and told Agent Wheatly, the head agent on the brother’s case, about what they were up to.

Wheatly acted upon Mahone’s intel, and installed a new security camera in Michael’s blind spot. This put a giant boulder in his break out plan, but alas, he had another solution. Drop onto the prison with a parachute to get Sara out of there. This time.. Meanwhile, when Sara’s inmates try to stab her, Gretchen stops the fight, killing the assailant, earning Sara’s trust. It seems Gretchen wants to escape with Sara, to give her daughter a gift she made on her birthday. Sara really had no choice in the matter but to allow Gretchen to tag along. When its come to run the plan.. Mahone frame Agent Wheatly this time.. While everyone was keeping an eye on the parachute, Michael made his way into the prison. At the same time, Sara and Gretchen escaped the prison. Well Sara and Gretchen got outside, and immediately went to the church, because earlier, Michael sent her a decrypted message to “pray for us”. Unfortunately, Gretchen was caught just outside the church, while Sara continued to escape. Michael wasn’t too far behind, and also went into the church. They went into the basement of the church, where there was a sealed door. He opened the sealed door, and went to their exit door. Unfortunately the door was also locked shut. The cutting of the alarms did not open that door, as he anticipated. There was only one solution left, he had to sacrifice himself. With the last remaining smarts left in his head, Michael opened the power generator, and unplugged it, making the room dark. He then cut apart two wires in the generator. His last step was to connect the two wires, electrocuting himself, opening the doors and freeing Sara. Wheatly wasn’t too far behind, but it was too late…she was gone.

Hmmm... thats the ending... Good Bye Prison Break and Micheal Scolfield...

Multifunction Mobile Robot ... Akhirnya siap gak..

2009-06-04T03:09:00.010+08:00

Setelah sekian lama aku tangguh utk solder benda alah ni.. akhirnya siap gak aku mensolderkan ia.. Sebenarnya dah lama aku beli 'Multifunction Mobile Robot' ni tapi banyak sangat keja.. so.. x sempat nak solder.. Tapi.. akhirnya semalam aku bertungkus lumus solder sampai pukul 4 pagi.. lepas ni bleh test ar functionality dia dengan program.. Program ni.. macam biasa ar.. aku serahkan kat Ali ja.. biaq dia buat.. maybe dia nak wat ngan Ubi kot.. x kisah la.. asal jalan.. jangan meletup cukup.. Nanti lepas si mangkuk Ali G tu program.. aku post kat blog ni program dia.. bleh share ngan sapa2 yang minat robotik nih...

'Multifunction Mobile Robot' ni aku beli dari Cytron untuk tujuan R&D.. aku cukup minat dengan design PCB dia.. memang cantik.. dan yang paling best skali.. capable to extend.. bleh tambah gadjet lagi.. bleh tambah Ultrasonic Range Finder ngan Distance Sensor.. Lagi bestnya bleh tambah KC Wirefree Bluetooth Module Starter Kit SKKCA-11/SKKCA-11, XBee Starter Kit/XBee Pro Starter Kit dan PS2 Controller Starter Kit ngan PS2 Controller.

Ok la.. setakat ni dulu.. lama gak aku x posting dalam blog aku.. so.. sekarang ingat nak start balik.. jumpa lagik nanti...

Man United Transfer Rumuors.. Ermmm.. is it true?

2009-06-03T04:49:00.019+08:00

May be it's too early to talk about this.. but i like to shared some of the transfer rumours linked with Man Utd

1st
Nani will be leaving as will Thomas Kuszczak and Ronaldo finally to Madrid.Fergie will either get Huntelaar, Tevez or Benzema with Huntelaar looking most likely. There is a 50 percent chance that Berbatov will leave to either Bayern, either Milan team, Man City and don't be surprised to see him back at Spurs. Dodo Valencia and Douglas Costa are all likely to be signed with Ljallic returning from his loan.

2nd

Karim Benzema, Yohann Gourcuff and Alexander Pato are a target for Manchester United. One are coming for sure, maybe two.Out are Berbatov with Juventus, Bayern, Man City and Inter lurking around.Nani could be used in a deal to secure Pato.Tevez will not be signed.Inter, Tottenham and Real Madrid are interested in Park.I know that Gill and Fergie are working overtime these days. A lot of the scouts are also at OT a the moment.I also heard about Ribery will in and the transfer fees is around 60 mil.. i really hope that happen..

3rd

And this is another rumours that i heard..but this a little bit confusing me.. Micheal Essien? The Blues should think twice about this...

IN

Carlos Tevez £22,000,000
Michael Essien £29,000,000
Arjen Robben £17,000,000
Sergio Ramos £19,500,000
Antonio Valencia £15,500,000
Fraizer Campbell (loan return)
Manucho (loan return)
Danny Simpson (loan return)
Adem Ljajic (loan return)
Craig Cathcart (loan return)

OUT

Nani – Real Madrid (part of the Sergio Ramos deal)
Ji–Sung Park – Inter Milan £7,500,000
Wes Brown – Bolton Wanderers £5,000,000
Manucho – Shakhtar Donetsk £2,500,000
Fraizer Campbell – Wolverhampton Wanderers £6,000,000
Danny Simpson – Newcastle United £2,000,000
Gary Neville – Middlesbrough free
Thomas Kuszczak – Blackburn Rovers (loan)
Paul Scholes – retiring into a coaching role
Ryan Giggs – retiring into a coaching role

That's all.. is it true? too early to say..

TRANSFER NEWS: REDS CLEARED TO SIGN SERBIAN

2008-11-29T13:08:00.003+08:00

Manchester United have today secured a work permit for potential new signing Zoran Tosic.

The 21-year-old Partizan Belgrade winger was linked with the Reds in various UK papers last weekend and the club can now confirm the application for his work permit has been successful. However, no move can be completed until the transfer window reopens on 1 January 2009.

Tosic, renowned as a dead-ball specialist, first came to prominence while playing for Serbia in the 2007 European Under 21 Championships. He helped his country to finish runners-up to a Holland team featuring Liverpool's Ryan Babel.

Now a full international, Tosic played in last month's World Cup qualifying win over Austria (3-1), as did United's Nemanja Vidic.